In which I take you along on a magical journey through an online defensive driving course 2

No, I am not taking a defensive driving course because I did something terrible involving anteaters behind the wheel of a car. I’ve had a modest (cough) number of speeding tickets in my day, less now that I no longer own a motorcycle (but that will be fixed once I’m no longer poor bwahahaha) and ...

Bad Movie Liveblogging: Dante’s Peak

It’s a cassic, and I haven’t seen it yet. Get ready for bad geology in 3… 2… 1… 1740: Here we go. The opening titles have some brooding strings going. (Ellen: “Pierce Brosnan? WOO!” Woo indeed, Ellen.) Oooh, look at those flamey opening titles. THE RAGING FURY OF A VOLCANO. 1741: Make no mistake. This ...

2012: The world ends in an explosion of bad dialog 7

1425: So here goes. I’m watching a horrible movie for the first time, and I’m going to try to write down my thoughts as I have them. We’ll see if something clever results. Until then… previews. Whee! 1429: Ooh, Saturn’s rings. How ominous. And the sun apparently has indigestion, but at least it looks pretty. ...