Snowmageddon? 5

So the TV is on and my friencd just turned it to Syfy and Snowmageddon. I think the movie is already in progress. I don’t think it matters. A giant snowball just blew up a school bus and decapitated Santa. LIVEBLOGGING COMMENCES. (If only we’d started drinking. Damnit.) 1358: Commercials. A tiny woman is watching a ...

Pompeii: Deadly Weaksauce Eruption Destroys City 2

Well, I did it, you bastards. I saw Pompeii. Sorry that it took me 24 hours to get my write-up done, things were kind of busy today. So this is the thing. I went into this movie expecting to be incredibly annoyed by the geology. But actually, the geology wasn’t that bad. There were volcanic bombs ...

The fictional creepy old white guy should fire his slogan writer. 3

So apparently the high-quality commentary you’ve come to expect from this blog has been replaced by me just posting trailers for terrible films. No really. That’s hilarious. The dystopian straw man political party have the worst slogan I have encountered. “When WE provide for every need, YOU are fully developed.” It does not exactly roll off the tongue. ...