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You are trying to be charming/funny in your cover letter, but don’t. Say “hey this is my story, X words, thanks,” and be done. — E Catherine Octobler (@ECthetwit) October 1, 2015 I would like to make Elise’s job, and that of all editors less painful. I’ve mentioned this before, but the cover letter was ...