Okay, seriously. Was there no one in the Apple offices to let them know that their new device sounds like it was named after a feminine hygiene product?
I’m sure it’s cool and stuff, but really. I feel like I should be sticking it in my underpants to hold the red menace at bay, not be reading books off of it.
On the other hand, I’m sure there are plenty of male geeks that want to stick it in their underpants, and for an entirely different reason.