Okay, I feel weird doing this, but my mom was asking, so nothing for it. And I shall display my mercenary greed in full view of the public! I’m not going to claim that I’ve been a good girl this year, since I know I’ve had my ups and downs, but I’d like to think you’re not so much a judgmental construct as a loving gift-machine. Because that’s what Christmas is about, right? We’re in ‘murica, so stuff must be acquired!
- Buy my books, love them, and review them! That’s what I want most of all!
- Gift certificates to the Alamo Drafthouse, Brooks Brothers, and Kiva
- The Cornetto Trilogy Blu-ray set
- A cool tie bar or two, maybe another pocket watch or a cool chain for it, that kind of thing.
- My life also definitely lacks cravats and puff ties.
- And a pair of wingtip Oxfords, like this. (I wear a men’s 7.5)
- My very own agent.
- I desperately want a Victorian cutaway coat, but I have no idea where to find one patterned for a woman’s body. So maybe just the fabric for it, and I’ll take care of locating the tailors.
- A hat box that will fit my amazingly awesomesauce top hat (and maybe another one so my derby won’t get jealous)
- More Arden Shakespeare (I’ve only got Henry V so far)
- I really want a Loki bobblehead from the original Thor, I have to admit. (I already have the one from Thor 2.)
- Donate to my favorite crazy hippies at Sea Shepherd
- Subscription to Crossed Genres (paper preferred)