So back in February, a bunch of people donated the princely sum of over $800 to domestic violence charities to make me watch and blog about 50 Shades of Grey. I’d hoped to get a bit more money for charity by holding my handwritten notes hostage; that didn’t succeed.
After thinking about it, and looking over said notes (wow, my handwriting does some amazing things when I’m drunk) I’ve decided:
- These are kind of hilarious and I think people should be able to read them.
- I’m just going to make the inclusion of the notes standard from now on, to go with the blog post. Charity still wins.
Sorry, I no longer have my notes from the horrible TMNT remake, but those were probably not nearly as funny, as I did not get nearly that drunk.
So here are the notes. May you sadistic bastards choke on all 14 pages of them.
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[…] By the way. If you guys want all 14 pages? Pony up another $156.61 to the charities and I will hand over the scans. Want to know what you’re missing? This is page 5. Of 14. (By the way, my housemate claims that she has a video of me drunk calling one of my friends and telling her about the movie. Which goes on for something like 9 minutes. She says you can have it if you hit $1250.) After thinking it over, I decided to scan my notes after all. Enjoy. […]