No Sh!t, it’s a Kickstarter, and have I got a book for you.

IT’S MY FIRST KICKSTARTER EVER LOOKEE LOOKEE!

That’s right, everyone. The No Shit, There I Was speculative fiction anthology is THIS CLOSE to becoming a reality. A reality in which you get 24 amazeballs stories that I would wrestle a roid raging great white shark for, no shit. I’m excited and a little bit terrified, and I may be reloading the Kickstarter page every five minutes, so if you’d like to help my productivity level, please throw in your support and tell all your friends about my ridiculous anthology. Because the sooner we get completely funded, the sooner I can stop obsessively F5ing.

(Though let’s be real, I’m not going to be satisfied until we get line art and pay the writers even more, because trust me, they deserve to get paid more.)

But here’s the plan. Just in case you need convincing about how super double whip fudge velociraptor delite-filled this anthology is, I’m going to spend the next month(ish) telling you about the stories you’ll have access to once your have a copy of this anthology in your hot little hands. Just about every day, I’ll RNG the table of contents and write you a little blog post about whichever story comes up, to tell you why I loved it.

Stay tuned. (And did I mention I have a Kickstarter that could use your support? Because I totally do.)