In which I answer (spam?) e-mail out loud. 1

from: christian bile to: katsuhiro at gmail.com date: Thu, May 8, 2014 at 4:13 AM subject: hey i’d like to know if u r an illuminaati member? Good question! Actually, I’m an Illuminaaati member. They’re easy to get confused, but one is sort of an off-brand Illuminati that’s generally manufactured in sweatshops by children who are ...

OH MY GOD GUYS I’M GONNA JOIN THE ILLUMINATI 2

from: candis.alston@xxxxxx bcc: katsuhiro@gmail.com date: Sun, Apr 13, 2014 at 1:37 PM subject: INVITATION TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI Your email was selected among the ten lucky people giving the opportunity of becoming rich and popular by joining the great Illuminati network for more details please contact email ([redacted]) for more details. Er. Wait. No. I’m ...

Worse pies were et, indeed.

This is, without a doubt, the most brilliant piece of spam e-mail I have ever received. At least I’m assuming it’s spam. It’s from someone named Juan Barry (I don’t know anyone by that name) and is completely incoherent, in that special way you expect from spam. Yet there are no links, no attachments. Just ...