10 Reasons I Fucking Love My Period 10

The headache. I know, what could be more fun than bleeding out of the crotch for five days? Doing it while one of your eyeballs feels like it’s going to be forcibly ejected from your skull! It helps you prove you’re a REAL WOMAN by enduring constant pain without losing your temper and snapping the ...

Dear Santa (my 2013 wish list)

Okay, I feel weird doing this, but my mom was asking, so nothing for it. And I shall display my mercenary greed in full view of the public! I’m not going to claim that I’ve been a good girl this year, since I know I’ve had my ups and downs, but I’d like to think you’re ...

It’s okay to… 5

(An non-exhaustive list of things I wish I had figured out twenty years ago.) It’s okay to: say I don’t know. say I was wrong. dance even if you suck at it. Especially if you suck at it. be gay. be alone. be unpopular, because you will always have at least one true friend cheering for you ...