Art: Scarring Children for Life in Texas 2

I meant to post this link last week, but the horrifying detonation of my digestive tract on Wednesday kind of distracted me. My best friend Kat, who teaches first grade, sent this story to me: Museum Field Trip Deemed Too Revealing

The basic story seems to be that a teacher took her class on a field trip to the Art Museum, which is a place that’s been approved by the school for kids to go. Kids saw (OH GOD NO) some art that involved nudes at some point along the tour. Teacher was subsequently fired.

I’d like to paint this as a head-shaking, “only in Texas” thing, but I can quite easily imagine this sort of situation cropping up in Colorado Springs or any other deeply conservative1 community. What freaked Kat out the most is that the teacher took the kids to an approved location, and still ended up on the block for it. What’s freaking me out the most is that apparently nudity in art is so evil and offensive to someone that they went gunning for the teacher’s job.

I understand not wanting children to be exposed to pornography, really I do. How some people can conflate pornography with simple nudity is, I think, more revealing of those doing the conflating than they’d really like. I also admit that I’m quite puzzled as to how children can spend their infancy presumably being exposed to boobies while being fed, and to the reality of being naked under their clothes throughout their childhood2, but a nude statue at an art museum is apparently going to warp their young minds beyond recognition. Maybe the statues in question were holding signs that said things like, “Santa Claus isn’t real,” “The Tooth Fairy doesn’t exist,” and “Metallica 4ever.”

Yeesh.

1 – Here, “deeply conservative” read as “completely fucking insane.”

2 – I took showers with my parents when I was a really little kid, so I even knew what naked grownups looked like. Though I suppose depending on your feelings about me as a person, that could work as an argument in either direction.

2 thoughts on “Art: Scarring Children for Life in Texas

  1. Reply Nicko Jan 13,2010 05:36

    “I also admit that I’m quite puzzled as to how children can spend their infancy presumably being exposed to boobies while being fed, and to the reality of being naked under their clothes throughout their childhood2, but a nude statue at an art museum is apparently going to warp their young minds beyond recognition.”

    actually, the breast feeding thing would almost certainly be a problem for these people. When our little one was still breast feeding I remember one of Eva’s relatively conservative christian friends asking her kids to stay out of the room and running off to try and find a blanket to throw over Eva when she tried to feed, never mind that she was already being rather discreet. Oh Nohz! The young boys might see a booby and turn into lunatic sex fiends!

  2. Reply Rachael Jan 13,2010 18:35

    …I just have no response. It’s too crazy.

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