It’s that time of year when people are asking about wish lists and stuff, so here it is.
- Just like last year, the best present you can give me is to buy my books, love them, and review them!
- Gift certificates to the Alamo Drafthouse, Saint Harridan, Brooks Brothers, and Kiva
- Rum horchata from Minhas Distillery
- An Art Harder, Mother Fucker mug
- Fold-up rowing machine
- Some kind of fun and funny wall calendar for work.
- A pair of wingtip Oxfords, like this. (I wear a men’s 7.5)
- A hat box that will fit my top hat
- More Arden Shakespeare, always more. I know I definitely need Macbeth, Hamlet, Twelfth Night, and The Tempest.
- I really want a Loki bobblehead from the original Thor. (I already have the one from Thor 2.)
- Donate to my favorite crazy hippies at Sea Shepherd, or help the kids via UNICEF.
- And I have an Amazon Wishlist but… eh.