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Slaying the thesis dragon

I DEFENDED! WOOOOOOOO! TIME FOR BEER AND PIZZA!

Thank you to everyone who came – Isaac, Aya, John, Oliver, and my mom. Thank you to my committee – Dr. Budd, Dr. Eberle, and Dr. Kraus. Thank you to my mommy for making cookies (while I stood by anxiously by and asked if she was sure I couldn’t do anything now that the nuts were chopped) of which John ate approximately half. Thank you Oliver for borrowing a laser pointer from his grad student and then loaning it to me.

I wasn’t too nervous and I think the presentation went pretty well. John and Aya asked some great questions. Dr. Budd didn’t grill me too hard (I’m not burned or bleeding) and there aren’t really too many corrections I need to do. So I just have to work through the thesis again and turn it in, then get signatures and I’m done!

Almost there.

BUT FOR NOW. BEER AND PIZZA. BEER AND PIZZA. BEER AND PIZZA.

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You have no idea how disturbed I feel to utter these words, but: Go, Rand Paul!

I’m actually happy about a thing Rand Paul is doing – he’s doing a talking filibuster on the nominee for CIA director on the basis that he wants to know more about drone strike policy, and if drone strikes will be used against American citizens.

And I… agree with him.

Rachel Maddow just covered this on her show. Seems that Rand Paul got some relief from other senators – mostly Republican – but also Ron Wyden, who is a Democrat. But the filibuster is still going, and I’m glad for it. Bizarre, since I’m so sick of filibusters in every other context because it’s become bullshit obstructionism instead of what it should be, which is what Rand Paul is actually doing – making a spectacle to make a point.

Though of course, because it’s Rand Paul, there were gratuitous Hitler references. Because he can’t help himself. But I’m glad he’s trying.

My mom caught a bit of the Ed Show. Apparently Ed was really bagging on Rand Paul for this. And apparently he’s been getting a lot of shit on the internet in general because, well, Rand Paul. I think there’s a knee jerk feeling (if you’re a Democrat) that every time a Republican filibusters something, he’s just doing it to be an asshole, which has lately been the case 99% of the time. And there’s sure a lot to dislike about Rand Paul in general if you’re, say, a female human being.

But it’s also okay to agree with him on something. And it’s okay to say he may have a point because he does. And it’s amazing when Rand Paul and Rachel Maddow agree on something. I’m constantly shocked more people aren’t up in arms that our government is killing people in countries we’re not even at war with drones. And that it won’t lay out clear policy on that, and on whether it’s okay with killing its own people with what are effectively remote-controlled robots. I think we should have answers about the CIA drone program, particularly because it’s the CIA and the secrecy around this program is utterly disturbing.

So go, Rand Paul. Go!

Filibuster’s still going, though one of the Senators from Utah is giving Rand Paul a break. Guess we’ll see how long this will continue on.

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I get e-mail (Son of Bride of Abiotic Oil)

I swear to god, this is the post that keeps on giving. By which I mean that it keeps me supplied with random comments and e-mails like this one. (Though in Mr. Alli’s defense, he was quite coherent and not frothily paranoid, counter to the norm.)

Hello Rachel Acks, this is Shawn Alli. I came across your article about abiotic oil: “4.5 Billion Years of Wonder.” If the abiotic oil theory is a laughable then so is the fossil fuel theory indoctrinated to everyone in the West as a child, a student, a young adult and by the time they’re an adult, there’s no need to question it all at. As a philosopher everything can and should be questioned, no matter how long a current theory has been in practice. The day we stop questioning scientific theory and current ideologies is the day humanity dies. Hopefully it will never come to that even though it’s moving in that direction.

Your small attacks on Thomas Gold’s status as an astrophysicist not being a petroleum geologist would be called a low blow, below the belt in reality. You’re attacking his credibility as a scientist believing that he can’t or anyone else for that matter can have a justified view of a topic outside the norm of their research. Your attack is similar to global warming advocates. If a meteorologists says man made climate change is bunk, the standard scientific dogma reply is “he’s not a climate change expert.”  If someone is an arctic research scientist and refutes man made climate change…”he’s not a climatologist, clearly he knows nothing.”  A paleo-climatologist refuting man made CO2, “clearly he’s being paid by oil corporations.”  These attacks on credibility need to stop despite the fueling of the media to people wanting a showdown.  Stick to attacking the arguments, not the credibility.

While I condemn your sarcasm to the abiotic theory I thank you for bringing in Richard Heinberg into the mix, doing so shows a more objective point of view, different from your starting laughable position. Heinberg’s paper makes a good point about nothing in science being conclusive, but that’s the crux of the problem as well. While nothing is objectively conclusive in all scientific disciplines, mainstream science/media/schools push the dominant findings into the norm of common knowledge, thereby taking away the concept of objective science being unfalsifiable with absolute conclusion. While this can be said to be a problem, the real problem (so many now…) is when scientists are funded based on their research, and not objective uninterested research, but massive bias that goes on to produce corporate science. And this is where almost all scientific discipline is. If large stakes of money are involved in the research, if status and reputation is in the pot, corporate science will be the result….(What was my point again?…what a tangent…but I’m a philosopher, so it’s allowed).  Ah yes, Mr. Heinberg’s point about abiotic oil being impossible to prove with absolute certainty. Good point, but absolute certainty is not what science is about nor what people need.  They think they need absolute results from science only b/c they’re conditioned to from society’s garbage institutions called schools and universities. By the way, congrats on your thesis defense coming up.  While I could care less about any higher education in the current archaic educational system (as if real knowledge is being obtained…sound of philosophers laughing), I understand why people go onto MA’s, MSc and PhD’s; for status, jobs and money. All of which are necessary to live a comfortable western lifestyle in the cities/suburbs.

I believe I’ve taken up enough of your time Rachel and wish you all the best while attacking your views on abiotic oil. I’m sure we could get along with respectable conversation. But feel free to read my book for more info. Hmm…I wonder, if I just said that at the beginning of the sales pitch would the end result have been the same?

“Oil, The 4th Renewable Resource”

http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/oil-the-4th-renewable-resource-shawn-alli/1114003475?ean=9780991718207&itm=1&usri=9780991718207

http://www.amazon.com/Oil-The-4th-Renewable-Resource/dp/0991718208/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1361886373&sr=8-1&keywords=9780991718207

Sincerely,

Shawn Alli

P.S. Forget about kungfu with fixed styles. Look more into Bruce Lee’s Jeet Kune Do where movement is free and flowing. So when it’s necessary to use, it won’t be dependent on the other person’s style.

http://www.oilrenewables.com/

Hello back atcha, Shawn Alli:

Having done my thesis on one tiny bit of paleoclimate, I have a lot of respect for what kind of bulk exists in the research literature. And you are darn right I’m skeptical about people making wild claims outside their field of expertise precisely because they do not generally prove they have a good grasp of current research – and often make claims that a simple literature search will show are false. I would also point out there is a fine but very important distinction between questioning conclusions (good) and wasting someone’s time with unfounded claims that are not backed up with good research (bad).

I do find it curious that you spend an entire paragraph scolding me about my rather throw-away mention that Thomas Gold is an astrophysicist and not a geologist (literally a single sentence in a much longer post) as an attack on his credibility… then spend your lengthy next paragraph attacking the basic credibility of research and educational institutions. You similarly complain about people questioning the motivations and funding of climate change deniers and then turn around and question the motivations of scientists based on their research funding.

The congratulation on my defense is appreciated, by the way, though it would have been much more congratulatory if not preceded by a paragraph tearing down the entire concept of higher education and the presumption of entirely mercenary motives on my part.

Feel free to read my book when it comes out on April 5th. It’s a steampunk murder mystery, a topic that is, to my mind, far more interesting than diving further down the crackpot rabbit hole of abiotic oil, and probably about as fictional.

Sincerely,
Rachael Acks

PS: I like my kung fu style just the way it is.

PPS: The end result of my complete lack of interest in reading your book would have been the same, but without the added bonus of me thinking you’re a patronizing jerk.

PPPS: I have posted your e-mail with links intact on my blog at https://www.katsudon.net, as well as my answer. Seems fair to me.

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Thesis Defense (oh my god it’s actually happening)(and you’re invited!)

The announcement went out today, so I guess it’s official! A thesis defense is an event open to the public, so if my research sounds interesting to you and you’d like to come by, you’re welcome to do so! I sure do have a powerpoint presentation and everything, all ready to go.

Date:            Thursday, March 7
Time:            3:00 p.m.
Location:      University of Colorado at Boulder, Benson Earth Sciences Room 380
Advisor:       Mary Kraus

Title:
Sedimentary and Climatic Response to the Second Eocene Thermal Maximum in the McCullough Peaks Area, Bighorn Basin, Wyoming, U.S.A.

Abstract:
The Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum (PETM) was followed by a lesser hyperthermal event, called ETM2, at ~53.7 Ma (Zachos et al., 2010). The carbon isotope excursion and global temperature increases for ETM2 were approximately half those of the PETM (Stap et al., 2010). The paleohydrologic response to this event is less well understood than the response to PETM warming. Although ETM2 is better known from marine than continental strata, the hyperthermal has been identified from outcrops of the alluvial Willwood Formation from the Deer Creek and Gilmore Hill sections of the McCullough Peaks area in the Bighorn Basin, Wyoming (Abels et al., 2012). The presence of ETM2 in Willwood Formation strata provides a rare opportunity to examine local continental climatic and sedimentary response to the hyperthermal.

Core drilled at Gilmore Hill was described and analyzed geochemically. The core consists of paleosols formed on mudrocks that are interbedded with siltstones and sandstones. Carbon isotope analysis of carbonate nodules from paleosols in the core shows that the top of the core, below a prominent yellow sandstone, most likely records the very beginning of the carbon isotope excursion that marks ETM2 (Maibauer and Bowen, unpublished data). The rest of the hyperthermal was likely removed by the sandstone deposition.

Analysis of bulk oxides in the paleosols provides quantitative estimates of precipitation through the core section (Sheldon et al., 2002; Nordt and Driese, 2010b). The estimates reveal a distinct drying trend leading up to ETM2 at Gilmore Hill. Red and brown paleosols, attributed to generally dry conditions, dominate the section directly below the onset of ETM2 and confirm drier conditions. In contrast, thick purple paleosols are associated with ETM2 at the Deer Creek site and suggest wetter conditions during most of the ETM2 interval. The prominent yellow sandstone at the top of the Gilmore Hill core was probably deposited during those wetter climate conditions. The core displays distinct changes in stratigraphic architecture: the bottom ~100m is mudrock dominated, and the top ~100m is sandstone dominated. Several PETM studies have suggested that large sandstones have developed in response to precipitation changes associated with global warming. Analysis of the stratigraphic architecture, in conjunction with carbon isotope and precipitation data, shows that the prominent sandstone that replaces ETM2 in the core was not caused by climate change. The sandstone is the uppermost part of the sandstone-rich interval whose base underlies ETM2 by more than 50m. Most of this sandstone-rich interval is accompanied by a range of climatic conditions. This study shows that the shift from mudrock to sandstone dominated stratigraphy at Gilmore Hill and possibly throughout the McCullough Peaks area was not caused by climatic change associated with ETM2.

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Strange Horizons and Hugos oh my!

Strange Horizons is doing its 2012 Readers’ Poll. And I’m one of the choices! Or rather my story, Comes the Huntsman is!

The story is incredibly important to me in a lot of ways (some of them intensely dorky since it was my 2012 Hiddlestory and that’s apparently going to be a thing for me now) but even just having a story in Strange Horizons was a long-standing dream of mine. It was my third pro sale and that’s still an incredibly important moment to me.

Also, while I’m rolling around in gleeful abandon, REMINDER! The 2012 Hugo Nomination period will be ending on March 10, so get your ballots in if you’re a Worldcon attendee (or supporting member) for Worldcon 2012, 2013, or 2014! I (cough) may have some eligible stories if you’re feeling kind and think I’m sufficiently awesome.

Kidding aside, it you can nominate for the Hugos, DO IT. The number of nomination ballots that determine who is on the short list for voting is at times astonishingly small, and each ballot makes a difference. These are our awards as fans of scifi and fantasy, and it’s well worth taking a few minutes to help determine who will be in the categories. Ever feel upset that a book or story you really liked didn’t get a Hugo nod? If you didn’t take the time to nominate, that very well might be why.

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Jeremy Irons and His Valiant Attempt at a Southern Accent

Short title: Beautiful Creatures

This film was a study in brave actors, several of whom weren’t even from the US, attempting a southern accent for an entire movie with varying levels of success. Emma Thompson gave it an excellent go while simultaneously chewing scenery. Jeremy Irons pretty much passed just on the strength of being Jeremy Irons and wearing a selection of utterly fabulous ties.

Viola Davis was my favorite in the movie. She was strong, took no nonsense off of Jeremy Irons, and did not play a maid. Instead she was the most badass librarian the south has ever seen. (As you might imagine, she also had the best southern accent, being from South Carolina and all.)

Teasing aside, I enjoyed this movie, and shockingly considering the lack of explosions and paucity of assault rifles, so did Mike. I’ve heard it compared to Twilight several times, and I’m honestly not sure why. It’s a teenage fantasy romance story, yes, but it doesn’t suck. And Alice Englert (Lena) can act. And at no point is stalking mistaken for love. And so on.

Mostly, it was just fun. There was a lot in the movie about the nature of good and evil, and how people define it. Some of it was a bit clumsy, but it was all very heartfelt I think, and the conclusion was satisfying. And I really appreciate that Lena and Ethan get together very early on and it’s mostly about them figuring out their relationship and not a lot of pining.

Though there was something about the story that did really annoy the crap out of me. And, well, I should read the book at some point to see if it’s the same there. I am not a fan of “fate” as a main plot motivator in fantasy, since so often it ends up being about people struggling, whining, and then accepting a foregone conclusion. I hate fated heroes. Just in general I think it makes the choices of the people meaningless. (Right up there with “be a hero or the world blows up” well NOT MUCH OF A CHOICE THERE.)

But this was a step beyond the normal fate thing. So apparently witches – sorry, casters – can be dark or light. Okay, with you so far. Male casters can apparently choose which was to go… and then change their mind and go the other way at will. Jeremy Irons does this (he’s bimagical!), though it’s never really explained why he would. But female casters are just destined to be one or the other, and there’s no fighting it.

Ugh. I just did not like that at all. And yes, part of the point is that Lena is super special chocolatey awesome and does get to fight destiny, but what about every other female caster ever, including Ridley, who was so afraid of hurting Lena if she got “claimed” by the dark that she ran away? Ugh.

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Warm Bodies

No movie has any right to be this cute. Seriously.

Also, I know there are only something like five people left in the US that haven’t seen this movie. Mike and I were numbers six and seven. And it sure took our majorly disappointing day and made things feel all good again. R and M are both utterly adorable zombies, and that’s a phrase I never actually thought I would type.

There are zombies, and some brain eating, but it’s really all an occasionally clumsy (but cute) metaphor for feeling, no matter how painful, being better than not feeling. And let’s be honest, we know how the movie will end as soon as it begins, and it really doesn’t matter. The point is that R is adorable and his journey is adorable and okay the skeletal guys are kind of gross but in the end the good guys and zombies win. And I actually did like to see zombies get to have a bit of personality and change. R goes through some fun character development that shows even in how he moves.

Definitely worth seeing.

Also, I feel like I should probably get a nerd demerit for not noticing R and Julie until there was a freaking balcony scene. Forgive me, geeks, for I have sinned. I’ll do ten St. Crispin’s day speeches and recite the what’s in a name verse backwards.

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Never attack Russia in the winter.

Or try to move in the winter either, apparently. If you try to move to Russia in the winter, I think they just set your furniture on fire and let wolves tear apart your collection of paperbacks.

We had a plan. It was an excellent plan. There were plane tickets and hotel reservations and timing. So of course our furniture has now been delayed by two days thanks to the storm over Kansas and every plan I thought I had has exploded messily. I just spent about an hour trying to get new hotel reservations and then getting my flight changed.

I wish I could kick a storm in the ass and make it shit out the extra money I just had to spend.

I will now be in Houston until Wednesday morning, so that hopefully Mike and I can get the furniture set up and I can retrieve my glasses. The good news (I guess) is that we’re going to see new movies. Because what the fuck else are we going to do other than eat incredible amounts of awesome food. Well, maybe we can go to the zoo or something tomorrow.

At least I got my thesis finished and submitted to my committee last week, so I don’t have to worry about that. I just need to do my powerpoint presentation immediately after I get home. But it’s powerpoint. How hard can it be, right?

hahaha

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A Good Day to Die Hard

How could I be this excited about a new Die Hard movie when I didn’t actually bother to see the last one? I’m not sure. But this actually motivates me to want to see Live Free or Die Hard if I can catch it on Netflix or something. So it’s been about eight years since my last McClane infusion; maybe I just needed more.

Anyway, this move was pretty much everything you could expect from a Die Hard movie. Bruce Willis kills a lot of badguys, bleeds all over, says snappy, cynical shit, and is generally a badass. Oh yeah, and a badguy gets thrown off a building because that’s basically a requirement. And the plot is definitely more over the top and ridiculous than the third movie, so there’s that. Russians! Cold War jokes! WMDs and nukes!

The angle I was actually kind of worried about when I saw the trailer was the father/son thing. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull pretty much killed that entire trope for me. I wish I could blame it entirely on Shia LaBeouf, but it was probably just an issue of script and too much ridiculous CGI and he was just kind of the cherry on that turd sundae.

Jai Courtney was just fine as McClane’s son. They have a good dynamic, there’s sufficient character development for an action movie, and ultimately I’m just a sucker for father/son bonding that involves assault weapons I guess. I kept looking at Jai Courtney the entire time and trying to figure out where the hell I’d seen him before. A trip to IMDB said – nowhere, actually. I haven’t seen thing one that he’s been in, other than this movie. I think part of my brain was trying to connect him with Liam Hemsworth because they, they’re both white action star kind of guys and have pretty similar jawlines particularly when fuzzed with manly stubble.

If you want to see Bruce Willis and a miscellaneous young action hero blow up stuff and shoot things, it’s a fun movie. Much snappy dialog is exchanged and muscular men break a lot of windows with their bodies.

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Now in Wichita Falls

My discovery for today: Wichita Falls, Texas, has a good Greek restaurant (run by a Greek family), called the Hibiscus Cafe. Go there, have an order of spanokopita, and thank me later. And tell Mary I said “hi.”

Anyway, other than that it was an uneventful drive from Santa Fe to Wichita Falls. Seven hours with a break for lunch. We listened to Barrayar by Lois McMaster Bujold during the drive. The weather was, thankfully, nice. Downright sunny for the most part, so it was an easy drive. 

Once again at the Texas border there was a sign that bid us welcome and urged us to “drive friendly – the Texas way.” Drivers were notably friendlier, if friendly is read as a tendency to sit in the left lane even if not passing. And pulling through non-existent gaps in traffic.

There is also notably more Jesus in Texas. Including a semi that had JESUS along the entire length of its trailer. It sure was a thing.

Anyway, a couple non-driving related long reads that I’ve devoted a lot of time to tonight. Both are utterly appalling in their own special way:

Tomorrow: Houston!