Urge to liveblog… rising… 5

I mean. Look at it. Just look at it.

Gratuitous Mt. St. Helens reference? Check.

Ridiculous implication that somehow all volcanoes are connected and therefore THEY WILL ALL BLOW UP AT ONCE EHRMERGAHD? Check.

Gratuitous Yellowstone reference sure to guarantee a fresh crop of concerned people who will ask me when Yellowstone is going to blow up and kill us all? Check (Answer, by the way: “Soon” in geology speak. Which means chances are we’ll probably have killed our own species off before Yellowstone gets around to erupting.)

But best of all – THE ERUPTION OF A BRAZILLION VOLCANOES BLAMED ON OIL WELLS? CHECK BABY. CHECK CHECK CHECK.

Just. Wow.

Bonus for what appears to be a bomb being dropped into a magma chamber. Because everyone knows that the way you keep a composite volcano from exploding is… uh… blowing it up first.

Because science.

Well, there’s my incentive to buckle down and get lots of work done in the morning. Part 1 of this hot (har har) mess is repeating at 4 pm my time tomorrow, followed by part 2. I don’t know if I have the strength.

5 thoughts on “Urge to liveblog… rising…

  1. Reply Daniel Dvorkin Mar 12,2013 01:25

    Well, yeah, but you have to admit, the only thing more awesome than a bomb in a volcano is if the bomb is dropped into the volcano by a velociraptor riding a laser-headed shark.

  2. Reply Janiece Mar 12,2013 08:00

    You KNOW you have the strength. C’mon, Rachael – take one for the team. FOR SCIENCE.

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