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Interview brain

I had seven job interviews today. I can no longer brain.

But please, tell me about a time you came in conflict with another person, and how you resolved that conflict.

Or perhaps you’d like to inform me about the most creative solution you’ve ever come up with in regards to a problem.

Maybe a challenge you’ve faced in the past and what you learned from it?

Or the elevator pitch on how you’d describe yourself.

But that’s all I have for you, so you can ask me some questions if you like.

(Most of the interviews went well. The one I was most excited about went really, really well. More on that later if things pan out. Two more interviews tomorrow and then I’m done…)

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Avenue Q at the Boulder Dinner Theater

Second time I’ve seen this musical, but the first time in a small theater. Mike and I went with my parents, who had never seen it before. They loved it. I thought the company did a really excellent job, particularly the lady who played Gary Coleman. She was great, and was obviously having an enormous amount of fun.

The Bad Idea Bears are still my favorite characters. I think just because each and every one of us have had friends just like that in real life. And occasionally been the friend who is just like that. And hey, who hasn’t wanted to squeal “Yaaaaaay!” in a gleeful, high-pitched voice over the worst idea ever?

Anyone?

The puppets looked great. I was impressed all over again by the amount of coordination the two-person puppets took.

If you’re in the Denver/Boulder/Longmont area, the show will be running until November 3 at the Boulder Dinner Theater. The food is all right too. I wasn’t that excited about the vegan curry, but my mom loved her salad and Mike liked his potato-crusted fish thing, so there you go.

And this? Still the best song ever:

And my congressman is still the most awesome ever for adding it to the congressional record during the SOPA debate.

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Entitled

So if you haven’t watched the Jon Stewart bit about Chaos on Bullshit Mountain, you should. It’s okay. I’ll wait.

I haven’t seen Jon Stewart this pissed off in a long, long time. Probably not since Sarah Palin was saying that liberals (you know, like those awful people in New York City) aren’t real Americans.

I was pretty appalled by the recorded remarks. It’s not as if there was a snowball’s chance in hell I was ever going to vote for Mitt Romney, not unless I grew a baseball-sized inoperable brain tumor between now and the time I receive my mail-in ballot. What bothered me most of all was this:

All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe that government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it

I’ve actually been among the 47 percent, by the way, who hasn’t paid income tax. Entirely because I’m able to write the interest from my mortgage off on my taxes. Since I got married, I guess I’m out of the hideous underbelly of moochers.

But you know what? I actually believe people are entitled to housing, food, and health care. I believe those things should be and are human rights. When I was an EMT I knew there was something goddamn wrong with the world, that people would rather die of a heart attack than risk saddling their family with the burden of hospital bills they couldn’t afford. No one deserves that. No one deserves to starve. No one deserves to have to sleep under a bridge in a car, or outside on a park bench in the snow.

What makes me sickest is that years ago, I believed some of that shit. I believed that people were poor because they were lazy, and that everything I had was due to my own hard work and nothing more. Someone can’t afford housing? Fuck ’em, I thought, it’s their own fault. I got better, at least. I saw what happens to people who are struggling to make ends meet and can’t afford a doctor and just get sicker and sicker. I’ve seen the deck getting stacked against low income children in schools, some of whom only get to eat because of free school lunch.

But this is a thing. Even if you turn your head away from the noble working poor who are struggling and drowning, no one deserves to suffer or starve. We’re all human beings. Maybe it feels good to talk tough and pretend that the suffering of others is okay because you’ve declared you have the moral high ground. But I dare you to look those people in the eye and tell them they aren’t entitled to life.

Or maybe I’m wrong. It’s very possible Mitt Romney could do just that. Maybe he’s one of those people who would have set his dogs on beggars in the old days. But if someone can truly look at other human beings and deny their basic humanity, I sure as hell don’t want that person running the country.

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[Worldcon] How to Get Your Work Rejected

Sunday (September 2) at 1630: How to Get Your Work Rejected
Panelists listed in program: John Berlyne, Lee Harris, John Helfers, Susan MacDonald

Disclaimer: These are my notes from the panel and my own, later thoughts. I often was unable to attend the entire panel, and also chronically missed panelist introductions. When possible I try to note who said something, but often was unable to. Also, unless something is in double quotes it should be considered a summary and not a direct quotation.

1) Recognize that you’re a genius and the ordinary rules don’t apply to you.
You can’t break the rules until you know what they are.
And this isn’t just about the rules of writing. You should also ignore the guidelines put down for submission by the publisher! That’ll make it stand out, right?
Using google to track down the editor of the publishing house and then sending your MS to their home address totally isn’t creepy at all.
[Saving the Pearls joke by Lee Harris. A grand total of two of us in the room get it. OH MY GOD DON’T YOU PEOPLE READ THE INTERNET?]
Sometimes a little humility is not a bad thing.
Confidence is good, arrogance is not.

2) Talk a LOT about your project (tell everyone you know what you plan to eventually write about). 
Lee hates the aspiring writer label. You either write or you don’t. If you’re writing, you’re a writing. If you’re not writing, you aren’t.
“Aspiring brain surgeon” XD
A lot of people want to have written a novel. They don’t want to actually write a novel.
Lee: It doesn’t matter to an extent how bad your book is. If you sat down and do the work, fucking good on you because you have done something most people can’t do.
Writers deserve to be congratulated for finishing something. Then you get into the problems.
John does not like getting talked AT or people who just endlessly go on and on about their work.
You can’t be a writer unless you write. It’s about work ethic as much as anything.
The worst excuse you can give yourself is that you don’t have the time. You do have the time. The excuse actually means you don’t want to write. Set your alarm 15 minutes earlier, and write one page (250 words) then in 100 days you have a novella. In a year you have a novel.

3) Stay in your comfort zone. Classes are a waste of time for someone of YOUR talent.
Susan: “Writing in a way that seemed natural to me was very easy. Then I took courses and the teachers made me do exercises that left me feeling so uncomfortable that I went home and cried. But I forced myself to do it and it changed my ability to write. If you move into a field that you’re not very good at it stretches your abilities as a writer.”
Join a writing a group. Classes aren’t the be all and end all. You have to make sure you’re challenged. Try new things.
Read outside your comfort zone too.
Just have your mum and your friends read through it and mention what they say in your cover letter.
Often having attended a real workshop (particularly if you paid to do so like with Clarion) will catch attention because it shows you have invested in your work.

4) Workshop your piece until it’s perfect. Don’t write anything else. 
Continual revision based on the opinion of others.
When is it actually finished? No piece of work is ever 100% finished. You will never be completely finished. You just have to get it to the point that it’s good enough and then send it in. If you try to make it perfect, you are wasting your time, which could be better used to write something else.
Do nothing but revise! Make sure that first half chapter is utterly perfect!
You can actually over-polish something until it’s been ground away to nothing.
Don’t follow up to a submission immediately with a revision to the publisher. It just will not work.
On the other hand, you just can’t send in the first draft. Finish the novel, put it in a drawer, and let it percolate/ferment/fester for a while.

5) Get only your mom’s opinion. 
Only get opinions from people you know will love it! You just need what you already know confirmed.
Exception: your mom is a NY times bestselling author or a managing editor.
Get opinions from people who will be good at giving you the truth.

6) Send your manuscript everywhere and to everyone!
Approach every possible agent you can find a contact address for regardless of their interest in genre. And make sure to cc one e-mail to all of the agents at once and start it with “Dear Agent/Sir/Madam.”
Google Jinny Good and he has tried to schlep his novel to every agent in existence and has posted all their rejections with their contact info. A lovely display of demented vitriol. Not so much shotgun as howitzer.
Having a website where you loudly shit on everyone who has ever rejected your work, you will be guaranteed to continue being rejected!
Counter: research with the internet.
Lee: we’re not looking for reasons to reject you. We’re looking for reasons to publish you. Relationships between authors, agents, and editors need to be long-term relationships built on trust.

7) Ensure your submission really stands out (sticky notes to point out the best parts)!
Submitting a manuscript is like applying for a job. We’re looking for professionals we can take seriously.
Your query letter is the first example of your writing that you read.
When you do get published, you might get sent to do publicity. Publishers are expecting you to represent the company well. “You wrote a good story but we also felt you wouldn’t embarrass us.” Bathing is good (not while you’re at the interview)
Lie in your query letter. (We have the internet too. We will find out. And we don’t want to work with you if we can’t trust you.)
This is a small community and agents and editors talk to each other. They’re not just in competition. They talk about who they all do not want to work with.

8) Include a bribe with your submission
Someone sent a bird skull with their MS.
A guy dressed as a barbarian went to the Tor offices and asked if his MS had been read yet.

9) Write and tell the editors who are too stupid to accept your MS just how stupid they are.
AKA don’t shit on your own doorstep.
Acceptance is not a negotiation. No one ever got published by harassing an agent.
There are several authors who have acted themselves out of very promising careers. Don’t be a hot potato that no one wants to touch because you’re crazy.
When you are rejected, don’t react personally. It’s business.
No matter how painful it is (and it is painful) the fact is you have to develop a very thick skin. It’s a very small field; if you trash talk it will get back to the person your trash talking.
A rejection letter says, “This isn’t quite right for us please send more” you should be elated. It means they saw something in you they want to work with.
Once the an agent has picked up your book, HE is invested in it. Then the agent faces getting rejection as he tries to find a home for it. But then he finds an editor. Then that editor has to go to the acquisitions meeting and HE faces being rejected within that meeting. The editors and agents get invested in your book.Then the marketing and sales guys have to convince the trade they have to buy the book. Then the bookstores have to persuade the public to buy the book. Your rejected experience is the same all the way up the food chain. We understand you. This is why we spend so much time in bars.

10) Send your MS back to everyone who rejected you. Just change a few names, no one will ever notice!
Also totally send your MS that was rejected by one editor in the company to another editor in the same company!

Q&A
Sending a thank you when you get rejected is polite but pointless. We will assume that you’re thankful that we rejected you nicely.

Award wins aren’t bad to mention. If an editor/agent is at all curious about you, they will google you though. If you don’t have a presence online they do find that very strange. And don’t make awards up. We will find it out.

Closing remarks:
Don’t be insane. Oh wait, this is how to be rejected. Be insane.
Professional, patience, politeness, and persistence.
We write because we have a compulsion to write or love it. And it’s wonderful if you get published. It’s not the end of the world if you don’t. Write because you love it.

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Hands down, this was the most hilarious panel of the weekend. Please realize that a lot of the remarks here are sarcastic advice on how to ensure that your work is going to be rejected, not serious at all.

Other than a lot of laughter, the two things I really got from this panel were:

1) If you’re a nominally socially functional human being who has the necessary attention span to sit down and actually write a damn novel, you are way, way ahead of the game. Way, way, way ahead. I am utterly stunned by the amount of utter crazy most of the editors and agents see.

2) Enough with the aspiring writer thing. If you’re a writer, you write. Period.

That’s actually not the first time I’ve heard #2, not by a long shot. I think the first time I heard it put that baldly was at a Mile Hi Con panel, and that’s what motivated me to really buckle down and write. You’re either a writer or you’re not. And that powerful little boot to the head is what ultimately motivated me to start submitting stories.

…which I think will be a post all its own some day.

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In Which Loki Conquers Natural Wonders

Another day, another adventure, another bit of the realm to conquer. This time, to a place called Colorado Springs. 

The best plan of attack, Loki decided, was to start at the top and work his way down. He made his way to Manitou Springs, and found a curious building at the base of Pike’s Peak.

The mortal attendants were appropriately cowed and quickly provided him with a ticket.

Though he was forced to wait for the arrival of his chariot. This did not impress him.

Green would be a much better color than red. He made note to have that oversight seen to once he was done with his conquest.

Seating was reserved, at least.

The engineer carried a piece of the train with him as a talisman. Not worrying at all.

The mortals who dared share the train with him were appropriately fearful.

The journey commenced to a view of trees.

And trees.

And some rocks and trees.

Oh look. Trees.

A few pretty yellow trees as a change, perhaps.

A house amongst the trees for mortal hikers to cower in when fearing Thor.

The trees were beginning to get a bit dizzy with the incline. Or perhaps that was Loki beginning to feel the lack of oxygen.

At last, he broke free of the trees and could observe his domain.

Oh, more rocks. And tiny birds.

He gained the summit.

“You know what would truly be beautiful? KNEEL.”

“I don’t know what you mean by ‘Sad Loki in Snow.’ I’m not sad. I’m angry. Stop it. This isn’t funny.”

Perhaps Thor had noticed his presence; clouds began to gather rapidly, wreathing the mountain’s summit.

Not wanting to get dragged off by his oafish brother, Loki took refuge in the gift shop.

“Ever feel as if you’re being watched by someone that just won’t stop smiling?”

Coffee and a special Pike’s Peak donut before diving back out into the clouds and snow.

Having surveyed the area from the air, Loki turned his attention to a place called the Garden of the Gods. Already ready and waiting for him, it seemed. 

A glorious sunset beginning.

A good garden for a god, even one of mischief.

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[Worldcon] Page and Stage (Writing SF/F Scripts)

Sunday (September 2) at 1500: Page and Stage: Writing Science Fiction and Fantasy Scripts and Why You Should
Panelists listed in program: Laura E. Goodin, David Brin, Grant Carrington, James Patrick Kelly, Edward Willett

Disclaimer: These are my notes from the panel and my own, later thoughts. I often was unable to attend the entire panel, and also chronically missed panelist introductions. When possible I try to note who said something, but often was unable to. Also, unless something is in double quotes it should be considered a summary and not a direct quotation.

“Plays are easier to write than anything else because there’s so much white space!”

The charm of script writing is that it’s a collaborative art. Often actors will bring something to characters that you’d never imagined. It becomes something greater than what you created.

The “as you know Bob” is BAD. As in “As you know Bob, we’re in Chicago…” It’s a bad, bad way to sneak in information. In fiction it’s VERY bad. But you have to find a subtle way to do it in theater, because there is no narration. (James doesn’t like narration in theater because he feels it breaks the magic.)

David Brin: Novella length is the true “tribal length” keeping people entertained for three hours. Writing for a play or a radio show trains you for other skills, like writing a novel. This is a good way to practice.

Everything is grist for the writer’s mill.

You have to learn to leave out your vision to a certain extent. You don’t get to indicate sarcasm, etc. You don’t get to dictate the sets or costume. Your job is mostly dialog and the most bare bones of action and setting.

Stage direction should mostly be “joe enters. joe leaves.” May be okay to indicate sarcasm occasionally if it’s not clear from the dialog and important.

You have to trust the collaborators (the actors and directors) to get where you’re going. If you have to tell someone it’s sarcasm, it’s obviously not sarcastic enough! You are more in charge for audio plays for what sound is present. (e.g. footsteps, space station ambient sounds, etc.)

DB: Have two different type faces, one for minimal stage directions that have to be there, and another for little gentle suggestions you have. At his website there’s an advice for new writers section that’s mostly for narrative fiction, but some aspects may be useful for plays.

How do you get these plays produced?

Contest, such as the 24 hour play writing contest, are a great way to get a play produced! If you’re an actor or involved in community theater, talk to those people. They might be excited to do something with a local writer. There are always people around who want to put on plays. You might not get money, but you get experience.

Your chance of getting a screenplay produced is pretty much nil. Your chances of getting a play produced is much better if you get involved in community theater and start local. Actors will often help out by just reading scripts cold for fun and then helping you improve them by doing that.

Search for “Official Playwrights of Facebook” if you join the group there are 50-60 play submission opportunities that he digs up each month.

If you do the play with yourself and your group of friends now, you can put it online, David Brin points out.

Most people who see plays are older any more – the graying of the audience. Particularly in some community theaters this does not appeal to a younger audience. You can try pitching your plays to community theater by saying it’s fresh and new since young people are more interested in speculative plays. There is some prejudice about this still in some places.

People come into theater primed to have a world created for them. Suggestion is the way to go; it’s cheap.

On stage the special effects happen in the head of the audience.

(Moderation-wise, David Brin says this is one of the best panels of the con. I’m inclined to agree.)

The play dictates how long it has to be. You have to be within the limits the theater is willing to accept. You have to be willing to cut or add to make it the right length for the theater and the number of acts you’re doing.

Single person or two actor plays have been growing in popularity due to financial pressures. If you are writing a player, the fewer actors, the less set, easier costumes, etc, the more likely you are to get produced. 4-5 people is the real maximum number of actors you want for community theater, because it starts getting very hard to get that many actors together to rehearse. And you can have one actor play multiple roles.

More women act than men. Middle-aged male roles are actually the hardest to fill for community theater.

You need to have a good relationship with the director and then sometimes stand up for yourself if you disagree. And then you face having to find someone else. You do have to fight for your vision – the important parts.

There is a prejudice that spec plays have to be funny because they are seen as ridiculous. If the director doesn’t get it (or the producers don’t) then they tend to assume it should be funny or silly.

Plays generally do not make money in print. They need to be produced. Once you’ve had the play produced, you may make some money by printing it. It’s very difficult to have a non-produced play published.

Do not fear being your own producer. All it requires is you love your director and you love your actors and you want to make a safe space for them to work. If you do everything they need to make sure they can walk in and rehearse and perform, you are a producer. It’s a lot of work, but it’s not hard work. It’s not mysterious or rocket science. You just have to be diligent and love your actors and love your work.

Think about an audio play. You just need audacity and a place to post the podcast. Then you don’t need a theater or anything else. A theater play won’t probably look good on video. An audio play always “looks good” to everyone.

Producing plays at conventions is done often.

Write – produce – win! 

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This was definitely one of the best panels I attended all Worldcon. I left it feeling incredibly energized and excited about trying out some new projects.

Too bad they have to wait until I finish writing my damn thesis.

I’ve actually always been interested in audioplays, and I’ve written a few bits and bobs with the vague idea that “it would be cool if.” The point was well made that nowadays, producing an audiplay is incredibly easy, as distributing it. That’s definitely something I’ll keep in mind once my thesis stops eating my life!

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[Worldcon] Escape from the Planet of the Slush Pile

Sunday (September 2) at 1030: Escape from the Planet of the Slush Pile
Panelists listed in program: Lynne M. Thomas, Gordon van Gelder, Ginjer Buchanan, Stanley Schmidt, Patrick Nielsen Hayden [note: Stanley Schmidt did not attend.]

Disclaimer: These are my notes from the panel and my own, later thoughts. I often was unable to attend the entire panel, and also chronically missed panelist introductions. When possible I try to note who said something, but often was unable to. Also, unless something is in double quotes it should be considered a summary and not a direct quotation.

Just so you know who these people are and why you should care about their opinions regarding the slushpile:
Lynne M. Thomas – Editor of Apex Magazine
Gordon van Gelder – Editor of Fantasy and Science Fiction
Ginjer Buchanan – Editor-in-chief for Ace and Roc books
Patrick Nielsen Hayden – Editor for Tor Books and Tor.com

A little bit about numbers – how many submissions do you see, what are chances like in the slush pile?

Ginjer Buchanan: The nature of the slush pile has changed in the last few years. It used to literally be piles of paper at the work station of a junior editor. Now it’s almost entirely electronic submissions. The number of submissions has not changed, but it’s definitely changed the topography. She doesn’t take on unsolicited material. But checking with people who do, the amount of submissions hasn’t changed. 50-100 manuscripts (novels) per month. The chances haven’t changed either; they still buy unagented and unsolicited material, probably 1 or 2 authors per year.

Lynne M Thomas: 500-600 stories per month. As editor in chief she sees 20-40 per month that are passed on by junior editors. Buys 1-2 per month. Reads about an additional 20 stories per month from authors she already knows. Tries to make sure there are stories from new authors every month, to go with established authors.

Patrick Nielsen Hayden: Tor books numbers are pretty similar to the ones Ginjer named. They want complete manuscripts, not query letters. About 100 subs a month, maybe 1-3 books from the slush pile per year. For Tor.com most fiction comes from longtime contacts and he doesn’t have information on the slush since someone else does that for him. They get several hundred per month. The website isn’t a money maker; it’s an advertising place. Numbers are misleading. The overwhelming amount of slush in the pile is from utterly crazy people typed in all caps. Hopes it’s better for smaller markets…

LMH: Oh no, it’s not. And we’re a horror market so we get a lot of “kill the bitch” stories.

PNH: The point is, anyone who is capable of getting out of bed, making it to Worldcon, putting on clothes, and finding the panel you want, you are WAY AHEAD of the vast majority of people in the slush pile.

GVG: Hasn’t checked statistics in years. Used to read everything himself, though not any more. Gets 500-800 subs per month, buys less than 1% of them. Agrees statistics lie. So much of that 99.9% is just execrable. e.g. there is a guy that sends him handwritten MS every month and he’s just nuts. It’s a business process of deciding what you’re going to publish or not. Has to train slush pile readers that you’re not going to publish most of this. You just can’t.

PNH: Publishers are in the business of looking for good stuff to publish. If we were only in it for the money we’d be in banking. But we’re also not in the business of administering the perfectly fair slush Olympics. They will break all their rules and jump hurdles to find cool stuff to publish.

GVG: There is not one editor ever who has stolen work off an author’s hard drive and published it. That’s why the submissions process still exists.

GB: Has a friend who contacts fanfic writers who are good to see if they write original stuff.

PNH: My wife is extremely interested in fan fiction for that reason. There is no ceiling on how good fanfic can be because it’s all unpublishable. You can find great writers.

GB: We don’t always just sit and wait for stuff to come to us. The junior staff reads magazines to see up and coming short fiction and contacts authors to see if they have novels.

LMT: Conversely I’ll contact people whose novels I like to see if they have any short fiction around they don’t mind getting a pittance for.

PNH: You can’t slush read for more than a few years because you burn out. Endless exposure to raw slush is corrosive. Will sometimes for their own amusement will give authors piles of raw slush to read – “slush drunk” laughing hysterically. At first the slush is hilarious. After that, it’s awful.

LMT: “You can’t unsee that.”

Guidelines & Pet peeves

PNH: Cover letters “I think you’ll find this is a cut above the normal crap Tor publishes.” Or the incredibly detailed outline. But worse is being addressed by the wrong name. The thing about cover letters is, the less the better. Basically just say here’s my story, it’s in this genre (don’t worry about sub genres), RELEVANT and interesting and marketable things about you connected to story. Don’t tell who has rejected it.

GB: Cover letters seem to have gotten less inappropriate since moving to e-mail. More just “here’s my attached novel it’s fantasy.” Could also be that the guidelines are more explicit about the cover letter.

PNH: Cover letters are a great way for authors to undercut themselves.

LMT: It’s like a job search thing. You have a pile of resumes and only one position. Anything you can do to kick someone out of the pile means less work for you. If you just follow the submission guidelines, you are ahead of 85% of the rest. The worst ever is getting an amazing story that’s just not appropriate to the market.

GB: You need an editor that’s passionate about the project. I see things that are good but just not for me.

PNH: Will sometimes acquire things and hand them off to someone else. Part of being an editor is also knowing what your organization will even want.

GVG: Doesn’t even read cover letters any more. Uses them to write notes on. It is important to note if the work has been published elsewhere, particularly on your website. Will sometimes read the cover letter after reading the story if he’s thinking of buying it. If you buy something after it’s been published on someone’s website, you are actually buying different rights.

Audience Q&A

Audience: In Fantasy how many cliches do you have to avoid to get to an original premise?

GB: There are 9 plots/12 plots… this is a writing class thing. There are only so many plots for all of fiction in a genre. Depends on the writing course you’re in. It’s not about the originality of the plot, it’s the originality of how you tell the story.

PNH: “Magic and Showmanship” (recommends) If you know 50 magic tricks but only have one narrative, then you only have one trick. But if you have only one trick but 50 narratives, you have 50 tricks.

LMT: We get fairytale retellings all the time. It’s about how they’re told.

PNH: Boy meets girl. Lots of blood.

GB: It’s about bringing your own voice and changes to the plot. The unnatural is just ringing a change on the natural. It’s very hard to come up with a totally original story.

Audience: I’m getting very good rejection letters from your people (to GVG) but it’s not quite right, do I tweak and resubmit?

GVG: Do not resubmit unless we ask to see them. We specifically ask if we want resubmissions.

LMT: We try not to be subtle. I try to tell people that I am not guaranteeing they will be published, but I tell them to make these changes and send it again. We say it specifically.

Let’s talk about rejection letters – the magic decoder ring for rejections!

LMT: Have 3 or 4 rejection letters I use: “Gosh no thanks” “Not this one but please send more” “I liked this please send more but here’s the list of what doesn’t work for me.” The more I say to you, the more I liked your story because I held on to it and thought about what to say to you.

GB: It’s very rare for someone to put in time and effort to making very specific suggestions for revisions. It’s not encouraged because a writer can take suggestions, use them, and sell the book elsewhere. Younger editors are encouraged to be very non-specific about changes and then a phone conversation might ensue if the author is amenable to doing changes.

PNH: It’s much better to send back the most uninformative rejection letter. Because it’s better to have a fast turnaround to give things back to the authors! It blows his mind that people complain when their stories are bounced too fast. There are editorial equivalents of writers block – editorial vapor lock. You can’t quite figure out what’s wrong with it and you want to tell them and you let it sit trying to figure out how to say it!

GVG: It happens with works/authors/agents you like because you don’t want to say no!

BG: DON’T ARGUE. I’ve had agents who argue!

LMT: Don’t argue and don’t be mean to submissions editors. They are doing this as volunteers often (when it’s s small market). If you argue or are mean, you’re on the list. We remember your name. And you don’t want us to remember your name like that.

PNH: Sometimes someone will take a relatively obscure work by a famous author and send it to people to get it rejected and it doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a stunt. We’re not administering the slush olympics!

Audience: How important is short fiction? Is it important to get that going to move into novels?

PNH: Common wisdom was that the way to get going is to make your name in short fiction. There aren’t really enough good short fiction venues for everyone to do that. There are different paths.

GB: Some people just can’t write short fiction. Some people who write short fiction can’t write novels. You have to write what you like and are good at.

Audience: What’s dated and what isn’t?

GVG: I know it when I see it. When something’s been done a lot we know it.

PNH: There’s a certain old pacing of exposition, introduction of characters. When you read a lot of sf/f you can start getting a feel for what decade you’re in. There are style shifts.

GB: In SF something dated is using science long since known to be inaccurate.

LMT: As a less experienced person, things feel fresher because she’s only seen them hundreds of times instead of thousands.

Audience: Cover letter formatting…

GB: People obsess about cover letters and I don’t get it! It just has to say here is my novel, this is the genre and not even necessarily the word count. An accompanying summary is good because it’s nice to know that you, well, have even written the end. Cover letters are not magical.

PNH: Formulaic genre fiction publishers might have much stricter standards.

GB: Cover letters are short and sweet. You’re not being judged on your cover letter. You’re being judged on your prose fiction.

Audience: have you been seeing too much steampunk?

GB: Urban fantasy did explode and is starting to wane. But let me say you should write what you like and not worry about trends. Steampunk outside of Gail Carriger and Cherie Priest has not really been a viable long form fiction trend. But it’s very much a lifestyle, not just a fiction genre. There is a lot of short fiction, but not many wildly successful novels.

PNH: Trendspotting is a waste of time for people who are aspiring writers. Publishing moves too slowly. You move too slowly. Trends will have changed by the time you get to them! Writing what you like to read is the canny strategy for success.

GB: Turned out there were a lot of people who wanted to read a specific sort of urban fantasy, and now lots of them have it out of their system.

LMT: I tend to see surges in whatever theme anthology has just closed. I want a variety of things. When I get the wave of mermaid stories I might buy one, not ten. Sees more trends of submission patterns, and is getting more international submissions. The diversity trend is wonderful!

GVG: I want a variety of fiction. We never get enough SF and always get more fantasy than we need. It has been true since 1950.

PNH: This is also true for books. We get way more fantasy than sf. The taste for science fiction is always underserved.

GVG: You have to know the markets you’re submitting to. Read the markets before you send. Read a magazine, see what seems missing from it and write that kind of story.

Audience: Red flags. Prologs or no? First person or no?

GB: If a work calls out for a prolog, it should have one. If it calls out for first person it should be in first person.

PNH: Every choice has an advantage and a cost.

GB: Mistakes authors frequently make, talking about fantasy authors. The world build info dump in the first 500 pages. But there are stories that genuinely do need prologs. There are stories definitely better told in first person.

LMT: If you pull off a stunt and don’t land it, you’re toast. Evil Kenevil time.

Audience: Do you check and see if the author has a FB page?

None of them routinely do that kind of thing.

PNH: I don’t see anything wrong with looking, but it’s not the first thing I’m curious about.

LMT’s managing editor: If you boast a lot on the letter, we may check to see if you are lying.

Audience: Any truth if you start pro-level work in a slush pile you’re not looking for one-hit wonders.

None of them understand the question.

PNH: How do we know if you’re a one-hit wonder until you’ve had a hit to begin with?

Audience: You’re publishing stories but investing in authors. Do you start recognizing names?

PNH: Editors from different outfits do have cordial conversations about writers they see a lot as almost being there.

LMT: If I see a name in a lot of other markets, I will keep an eye out for them in my slush pile. Also if I sent you a really nice rejection letter I will tend to remember your name. I’m rooting for you guys to send me awesome stories! You have to keep working at it and it’s frustrating for me too.

Audience: Cover letters again – sub genres? What about your name if it’s kind of weird?

Everyone shakes their heads.

GB: If your credentials are pertinent to what you’re writing, that’s fine. We want to know if it’s sf/f.

LMT: Apex doesn’t care about sub genre. And all that matters is the story being the right one on the right day when I read it. Your name doesn’t matter.

Audience: Platform?

GB: That’s used a lot in the marketing of NONFICTION.

PNH: There are fiction authors that have a platform – Scalzi and his blog. The idea that we send out new authors to write blogs and join twitter is pernicious and horrible. Some people might enjoy that and should do it, but we’re not going to make you.

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I really don’t have much to add on my own about this panel. It was actually very entertaining, and full of good advice – which I hope I’ve managed to capture for you.

One thing I did notice is that cover letters as an unnecessary source of authorial angst got brought up several times. Makes me think I’m definitely on the right track with my own no-frills cover letter. If you want to see the example go here.

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No, I’m not RTing your anger about Libya.

I’ve been seeing a lot of chatter on Facebook and Twitter, about how we should cut off all the foreign aid to Libya and other countries that are currently experiencing anti-US riots and protests. I guess it’s easy to get all het up about us giving money to people who supposedly hate us. No, I’m not going to like or repost or RT, because it’s too black and white. It’s too simple to respond to unfocused anger in kind.

This stuff is not simple. I don’t yet know enough about it to have a coherent opinion beyond “wow, some shit is going down.”

Maybe a lot of the protests are about the anti-Islam video on Youtube. There are cogent arguments that what happened in Libya is a different animal entirely. The FBI is in on the Libya investigation now. That sounds a lot heavier than what have been described as soccer hooligans rioting.

Some kind of creepy right-wing Christian group may be behind the video that started it all. Not as if that in any way justifies people rioting about a video, but there is an extra layer of yuck if people are calling for a knee-jerk foreign policy response thanks to what amounts to grandiose trolling.

There are protests and riots and violence. But it’s not the whole of those countries in the streets, throwing Molotovs and clashing with the police. This is not just us versus them. There are a lot more “us” than this black and white view allows. We Americans don’t like it when the rest of the world characterizes us on the shameful actions of a few. It’s not a perfect parallel, but I remember a lot of us wanted to make sure the rest of the world didn’t think we were with Terry Jones, the burn-a-Koran-day asshole.

I don’t think that the only people in these countries benefiting from US foreign aid are the ones that helped murder Ambassador J. Christopher Stevens, or the ones in the streets and shouting their hate. Maybe it feels good to have a simple reaction to something that isn’t simple at all. It’s us versus them. Everyone likes that. It’s easy. But reacting in anger to something so complex isn’t going to hurt the people who hurt us.

But more than that, looking at everything floating around, fact and not fact and wishful thinking, the only thing I know for certain is that I don’t know enough to have a cogent opinion to begin with. And neither do you.

Maybe this guy does. He probably has the best chance out of any of us.

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feminism worldcon

[Worldcon] Feminism in Fantasy

Saturday (September 1) at 1800: Feminism in Fantasy
Panelists listed in program: Sandy Lindow, Joan D. Vinge, Valerie Estelle Frankel, Sarah Hans, Julia Rios [Note: Sandy Lindow did now show.]

Disclaimer: These are my notes from the panel and my own, later thoughts. I often was unable to attend the entire panel, and also chronically missed panelist introductions. When possible I try to note who said something, but often was unable to. Also, unless something is in double quotes it should be considered a summary and not a direct quotation.

Moderator for the panel did not show up so Julia Rios from Strange Horizons has stepped in.

Valerie Estelle Frankel: the heroine’s journey. Not the same as feminism. The girl travels to fight against the evil queen/symbol of infertility. The young girl heroine doesn’t get a sword; she gets an array of items to fight with most of which are not actually weapons. Talismans of information and perception, often magic apparel. Still descends into death and comes back stronger than before, metaphor for growing up. Normally in heroine’s journey she’s off to rescue a family member rather than great evil. Boys often set out to fight the great evil, for the girls it’s incidental to rescuing the family member. May come from women traditionally being the protector of the family while the men are the warriors. Boys are the warriors and girls are the saviors – see Prince Caspian. They are going on different quests and fight differently. Lucy gets to be more of a hero than Peter… depending upon the definition of hero.
Examples: The Golden Compass, Cupid and Psyche, Seven Swans

Most writers in horror are not women. And generally when male writers have female characters, they are victims. Very traditional American horror trope. There are editors in horror that specifically want female writers writing female characters. So if you’re up against a male writer with a similar story, you have a better chance of getting chosen just because you might be the only woman who has even submitted to that project.

Sarah Hans prefers reading female writers in general because there is more emotion and better rendered relationships between characters during the journey. Little girls will read stories about little boys, but supposedly little boys won’t read stories about little girls. However, with teenaged boys and adult men, it’s shifting so that men are starting to read stories by female writers and with female characters. It’s not emasculating to read things with emotions!

Socialization of culture that boys aren’t supposed to like girl things.

VEF: Women in trousers research. Lots of Victorian women used to dress up in suits and take photographs and do posed scenes. “If you don’t want to be the wimpy girl sidekick you have to identify with the male hero.” What happens when we try to identify with the non-standard. Feels that Katniss got really white-washed in the movie.

SH: part of the reason little boys don’t like reading books about little girls is because books about little girls suck really bad. Which only perpetuates the vicious cycle. If there’s an adventure character that’s female in a story book, they’re almost always either in a fantasy world OR an anthropomorphized animal. In a fantasy world girls get to have agency, but they can’t seem to do it in the real world; not many stories about little girls just being little girls in the real world.

Do female heroes have less value because they use different methods than males?

Joan D Vinge: Depends on the definition. The higher ranked a warrior is in society, the lower the status of the women. In really strong warrior societies, women are almost considered animals that are just for procreation so homosexuality is societally promoted. And then institutionalized pedophilia often. Women’s roles just completely disappear.

VEF: The Ruins of Isis. (Marion Zimmer Bradley)

Julia Rios: Pulp scifi that had women characters normally did the planet of the women hellishly dominating men.

Question as applied to horror-
SH: Heroine is normally super smart or charming or has magical power of awesome sexuality. Can do the same thing with a male character, but for a female character it almost seems like the weakness becomes your strength to write.

Audience Q&A

Audience: Is it true that there are truly enough strong female characters, or are there problems that we see and what are those problems? What would we like to see? (Because some people would say this kind of panel is no longer necessary.)

VEF: Twilight. [Crowd groans.] Katniss is great and kicks butt, but she doesn’t really want to be a girl. The warrior woman is a strong female character, but is cutting herself off from and often despising her femininity. Sends message that the only path to power is to be a tomboy. (Also saw this as the message in the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland.) Hermione is awesome but is technically a sidekick and spends her entire time trying to help Harry succeed in his goal. Problematic as well, because it says no matter how awesome you are you’ll spend your life picking up after Harry Potter.

SH: Would like to see more incidental LGBTQ people. (I’d like to see a dude who enjoys wearing a dresses and it’s not a big deal.) Would like to see more about female friendship and the extremely close bond with a female friend that can eclipse your relationship with a man that’s very passionate even if there is no sex to it. Would like to see a girl and her best friend having adventures together, rather than a woman and her male sidekick. Holmes and Watson relationship between two women.

JR: More female friendships where they aren’t jealous each other about men! Because women don’t really do that! How many of us in our real lives have had this happen with our best female friends?

JDV: [I’m having a really hard time following what Joan is saying. :-/]

SH: Anne McCaffrey’s Pern books were huge for her with the female dragon riders. Jacqueline Carey’s series now. None are really coming of age stories. Using sexuality to overcome obstacles. Shout-out to Laurel K Hamilton. Both series start out with badass and intelligent female heroines but then descend further and further into smut with huge harems of men. But at least most women have a lot of agency and get to make choices.

JDV: Andre Norton – (what is this book title? I missed it.) Ordeal in Otherwhere

What about Buffy?

VEF: Wrote a book about it. It rocks. Many feminist characters other than just Buffy.

JDV: Liked it. Way better than Angel series which had too many male characters.

SH: Loves it, recommends comics. Strong female friendship between Buffy and Willow. Incredible bond between the two.

Audience: With conservative revival in America and elsewhere, is that having an effect? Backlash in fantasy?

JR: YA dystopias abounding with fertility issues where women are being forced to breed. Probably related.

JDV: What is being written always reflects today.

Audience: How does sex factor into feminism in fantasy?

SH: There is a lot you can learn about a character in a sexual encounter – how generous/selfish or skilled/inexperienced.

VEF: Kushiel girls come out of sex winning. GRRM girls have sex and try to influence and lose. Sex as power.

JR: Women having choices and giving enthusiastic consent. Very tired of women getting raped as a plot device.

Audience: Says Buffy is emasculating and anti-man.

JR: Does Buffy emasculate men to begin with?

VEF: Maybe a little, but no story is perfect.

JDV: Men aren’t the main characters so maybe that’s why it seems emasculating. I liked all the guys.

SH: The whole series is supposed to be turning tropes on its head. Buffy doesn’t need a male sidekick she has the most powerful female witch in the world.

Audience guy: But Xander is buffoonish!

JR: He’s one guy. Not all the male characters are like that.

SH: Xander is the heart of the group. He’s supposed to be a clown. And he’s supposed to be someone that Buffy doesn’t want to date.

Audience: What about Firefly. Feels like it’s basically perfect.

SH: Mal is clearly the main character. It’s not 50/50. Buffy has that same problem the other way. You do have to pick a main character at some point.

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Bless Julia Rios for making the attempt at moderating. It was kind of a rough panel, viewed from the audience. But also a very interesting one.

And I admit it, when the guy in the audience asked his question about Buffy the Vampire Slayer being emasculating, all I could hear in my head was, “But what about the men?” For goodness sake, we get one series that’s the most awesomesauce ever for the women compared to nearly every other one where the men get to be the hero.

I think the remark I really liked the most was the request for more stories about strong female friendships where the women don’t fight over men. Goodness this, a thousand times yes. I can think of precisely one occasion in my life (in high school) when I had a thing for the same guy one of my friends did. The other girl and I worked it out just fine and remained good friends – because shockingly enough, genuine friendship is more important than boys. (Sorry boys, I know you may not want to hear this.)

I have no idea why that trope gets written so often. Is it because men are supposed to be that important? Romance and marriage is supposed to be a woman’s be-all and end-all? Ugh. I’m not going to say it never happens, but the way it gets presented in books and media you’d think it was rampant.

One thing that did bother me was the remark about the warrior woman, cutting herself off from essential femininity and taking the tomboy path to power. I don’t think that should be presented as the only path to power (I want to see my niece be the hero whether or not she wants to wear pink frilly dresses while doing it) but I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with it. Admittedly, I’m a bit biased as a life-long tomboy that’s never really been impressed by the idea that there’s something I’m missing out on as a woman because I’m simply not interested in “femininity,” essential or otherwise.

Then again, I don’t necessarily buy into the idea of the existence of “essential femininity” or “essential masculinity” to begin with; I don’t think men and women are actually as different at the level of blood and bone as we like to pretend. We’re all part of that glorious rainbow of humanity that bridges the horizon.

But hey, that’s just me. I suppose you could accuse the warrior woman of trying too hard to be like a man, but I’d ask in return – what if she’s just trying really hard to be herself?

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[Worldcon] Airships: the Reality

Saturday (September 1) at 1430: Airships: the Reality
Panelists listed in program: publius, Lisa Hayes, David Malki, Howard Davidson, Joseph P. Martino

Disclaimer: These are my notes from the panel and my own, later thoughts. I often was unable to attend the entire panel, and also chronically missed panelist introductions. When possible I try to note who said something, but often was unable to. Also, unless something is in double quotes it should be considered a summary and not a direct quotation.

What is an airship? Something that moves through air as a normal ship does through water and stays within the air without the application of power.(e.g. airplanes are not airships.) There is no such thing as “lifting gas” – there is buoyancy and objects that are not as heavy as the air.

The lowest anyone has ever gone in a zeppelin is 400m below sea level, by going over the Dead Sea. This was prior to WWII and meant that the zep went further below sea level than submarines could go at the time.

– going into basic engineering/math about why airships actually work. –

1917 highest a zep has gone during a night bombing run, pursued by British fighters. 34,000 feet at best.

The size of an airship versus life has to do with the gravity versus density of the atmosphere. If the atmosphere is thin the balloon has to be much bigger. Denser atmosphere equals smaller balloon necessary.Max you can life with a balloon is 80 lbs per 1000f^3. You need something big enough to carry a power plant to drive it. Of course, the bigger you go the easier it is to get that weight allowance because volume increases faster than surface area. PLUS the bigger your ship the less  air resistance there is relative to its size since air resistance is proportional to the length of the blimp squared.

Alberto Santos Dumont – brazillian aviator pioneer

Historically airships have come to grief because they are huge, light, and fragile. And then filled by gases that burn really well when mixed with air. First ship to be filled with helium was in 1921, US (United States C7) airship. Helium was incredibly expensive and unknown until the late 1800s anyway. Helium also provides less buoyancy because it’s heavier than hydrogen. Hydrogen is easier to manufacture as well. (The C7 contained most of the helium supply in the world at the time. The US Navy had only enough helium to fill one air ship at the time. The two airships were called the Shenandoah and Los Angeles, only one of which could be in the air. When the Shenandoah was lost, the Los Angeles couldn’t fly for some time due to the loss of all that helium.)

Steering the airship is mostly accomplished by getting the air to push on the envelope. You have to turn the rudder to turn, then put it back straight before anything at all seems to happen. To avoid an obstacle you have to turn the rudder back and forth quickly and it makes the ship wiggle. This is completely different from piloting in heavier than air. When you turn the engines off it stays in the air! Historically, you had to have thousands of men pull the airship down with ropes.

Then mooring masts.

All sorts of accidents caused by dropped ropes.

It’s much easier to be dragged in an airship than to drive it anywhere. Changing directions is very hard.

Mass balance changes constantly – burning fuel makes you ship lighter. Moisture makes your envelope heavier. You don’t want to rise uncontrollably because it’ll make your envelope expand and lose gas. Airships fly with the nose pointed down since that keeps it from drifting up, keeps it in a mostly straight line.

You can stall an airship and it’s BAD. There is a particular angle that will cause them to stall. (And it’s so different from heavier than air flight that people don’t know how to take it.)

Ripping the envelope is bad. Very bad. (Only a major problem with non-rigid airships.) The zeppelin is a rigid airship.)

There was a design for an airship that had a hangar inside that could house five small airplanes, to be launched and recovered in flight.

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I had to leave the panel halfway through.

But. Well. That one was sure a thing. The part I took notes on? That was basically just one guy talking. Rapidly. With flip charts. (I think it might have been publius, but all I can say for certain is that he wasn’t Lisa or David. I know. My namefail.)

It was all very interesting, to be sure. I wasn’t just taking notes for my health. It was good to get in the history and the basic mechanics and the technical detail. But after a while I started to feel like I was sitting in on someone’s dissertation presentation about the history of airships. For all I know, maybe that’s what it was, and the man speaking was a world-renowned expert in the field.

It was just… strange. And there was obviously not a whole lot of discussion.

Which is also why I have little else to say. Other than… flip charts?