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skepticism TAM

Wait, don’t be a what?

In preparation for TAM, Daniel Loxton wrote a very interesting (but non-exhaustive) review of occurrences of the “Don’t be a dick” argument in skepticism prior to Phil Plait bringing it up last year.

For some reason, it just made me think of things like, “Kids today are so rude” and “We’re worse off now than we were XX years ago” and other such things. Arguments and feelings that just never seem to go away or get resolved. Human nature? Will we still be arguing back and forth about dickishness in fifty years when colonists on Mars are using homeopathy and side A wants to call them fucking morons while side B wants a more nuanced approach that involves leaving off the word “fucking?”

It’s the sort of depressing thought that makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

I am curious to see how TAM will end up going this year. Will there be another DBAD moment? Will the South Point be able to contain all of the incoming awesomeness for another year? Will we get another random moon hoaxer? How much battery life will I drain from my phone with endless tweeting, and how much will I drain surfing the web because yet another person is talking about atheism and I just don’t care? Will I be able to resist my urge to shout at Richard Dawkins about elves1? Will the terrifying packing foam green dessert make an appearance or has it finally hatched into the broodmother Xi’gl?

And so many more questions. Really this entire post seems to be made of nothing but questions. I guess that’s what happens when I try to write something semi-coherent at midnight after a day of beating my head against an uncooperative short story.

Less than a month until TAM!

1 – Depends on how many beers I’ve had at that point, I suspect.

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movie

X-Men: The Apology

Which is really what the title of X-Men: First Class ought to be. since it is an apology, I think, for at the very least X-Men 3: Insert Inane Subtitle Here and the howling comedy that was supposed to be Wolverine’s movie. Though if you’re me, it’s also an apology for the first two movies, because I’m still not ready to let go of the Halle Berry as Storm thing, and I probably never will because the nerdrage is strong with this one.

Though I’m also forced to admit, I’m not exactly X-Men fan number one. I have only read a few of the comics, and kind of gave up on them because it was just too difficult to figure out which comics I should be reading and in what order and if there was any sort of continuity. My hat’s off to you, comic book fans. I don’t know how you keep track of it all. It’s right up there with the time my grandmother tried to describe the current set of plots for The Young and the Restless to me. Except with mutant powers and more love children.

I actually liked the X-Men because I watched the cartoon when I was growing up. I don’t know if this makes me a hopeless noob. I have no idea how it meets the standards of the comics, and if I’m being honest, if I watched it now I’d be surprised if it was half as good as my memory claims it is. As is often the case with one’s beloved Saturday Morning cartoons.

Anyway, I was ready to give up on X-Men movies completely. I’m glad that Isaac and David told me how awesome this one is, and went with me to see it.

I think out of the summer movies so far, I still like Thor a bit better, but I liked First Class enough to go see it a second time (by myself) this morning. This is mostly due to James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender, though I liked most everyone in that movie other than Rose Byrne, who just never convinced me she was a CIA agent let alone a viable love interest for Charles Xavier. I’ll admit to a certain amount of prejudice since I do like me some slash, but I’m also not one to insist on an OTP that makes absolutely no sense. So nyar.

(A few small spoilers)

Anyway, I think the thing I really liked about First Class was what it did for Magneto as a character. It made his entire attitude a lot more understandable, and really set up an interesting dynamic between him and Charles. To be honest, by the end of the movie I was really rooting for Magneto’s viewpoint, because to hell with all of that hippy dippy love everyone shit when the fleets of two nations that were five minutes ago almost at war decide to settle their differences by killing the poor mutant schmucks on the beach who technically just saved the goddamn world. Particularly when the best defense Charles could come up with was, “They were just following orders.” Ouch.

So yes, it’s excellent, go see it.

Also, as ridiculous as this is, Magneto’s power is really giving me fits. And yes, I know, that’s stupid considering the dude in the movie who can shoot red hula hoops of energy out of his chest. But it just bugs my little geek brain that it’s implied to be some kind of magnetic thing, when he spends all of his time messing around with metals that aren’t actually magnetic.

Which sort of gives a new twist on him not being able to move the coin for Shaw at the beginning of the movie. “I can’t! I can’t! It’s not actually magnetic!” YES I KNOW IT’S RIDICULOUS.

It was suggested that maybe it’s more of an inducing a current and therefore a magnetic field because hey, that at least opens up any metal that’s conductive. That’s about the point where I fell off the physics train, so I have no idea if that’s even a plausible half-assed explanation for being able to saw through someone’s head with a piece of currency. Though if that is Magneto’s actual power, it would make sense he’d want to stick to a more magnetism-sounding name. “The Inducer” just doesn’t sound that intimidating… more like it would be his stripper stage name.

(/spoilers)

Enough overthinking things that really ought to be covered under the suspension of disbelief anyway. But I find it entertaining.

I’m hoping they’ll do another movie with the younger Professor X and Magneto, though at the same time I’m a little scared of it, knowing how Hollywood does love to fuck up a sequel.

Speaking of, saw the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Not even Johnny Depp doing his Keith Richards impression was enough to keep me from checking my phone to see how much longer this could possibly go on. Pirates failed abjectly where the X-Men succeeded.

The better men, indeed.

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geology skepticism

Creationists at GSA

I didn’t actually go to GSA, even though it was in Denver. Mostly because I didn’t want to cough up the registration fee, and had projects I should be working on besides. And of course, no one I know heard about this at the time, probably because I don’t think people tend to get excited about field trips into their own backyards when it costs money.

But apparently, there were young earth creationists at GSA. And they ran a field trip to Garden of the Gods without telling anyone that they were young earthers. And then later bragged about how convincing it was to the real geologists. Please see PZ’s blog post, since he’s already done a lovely job of laying it all out and I see no reason to reproduce his links and do my own less entertaining version of the commentary.

I’ll just note here for anyone not familiar with the geology of Colorado, that the pretty bits of Garden of the Gods are mostly from two formations: Fountain and Lyons.

The Fountain Formation is a series of alluvial fan deposits that run up and down the Front Range of Colorado (and have a sister formation on the western side of the continental divide, called the Maroon Formation) which was laid down on a probably dry plain at the feet of the Ancestral Rocky Mountains. The formation was mostly deposited by flash floods screaming out of mountain canyons, carrying loads of poorly sorted sediment. So in it, you see rocks ranging from conglomerates to sandstones to mudstones, which vary depending upon which flood stage they were laid down in. And you see these layers repeated over and over. You also see some very nice sedimentary structures that indicate successive floods, such as scours and channels cutting through lower layers.

So technically, the Fountain Formation was laid down by water, but it was fresh water. Fresh water in what was likely an otherwise dry environment. And it was also technically laid down by flooding, but by a lot of flash floods rather than one enormous Noah’s flood. I think trying to fuzzy the two together is pretty disingenuous.

And then there’s the Lyons. The Lyons is a quartz arenite, which means it’s almost pure quartz. All the grains are super well-sorted and well-rounded. (And those of you that remember undergrad sed/strat are probably now nodding your heads, because you know what sort of thing typically makes these deposits already…) It’s got enormous cross-beds as well as fissile ripple laminations that occasionally show as classic reverse-graded pinstriping, though pinstriping in the Lyons is much less common or pronounced than it is in other similar formations.

Dunes. In a desert. Giant sand dunes. We see formations like this all over the world, and we understand pretty well how they form.

I personally have a very, very hard time believing that any honest (as in not self-deluding) geologist who can even dimly remember anything about undergrad (let alone graduate) sedimentology/stratigraphy would look at the Lyons in particular and say, “Oh yeah, totally a giant flood.”

But it sounds like the young earthers spend a lot of time muttering their more wacky assertions or dropping them in to the discussion quickly and moving on, so those not listening for it just didn’t notice. From the article in Earth magazine, that’s certainly what it sounds like.

The Earth article also makes this point:

Creationists may come to conclusions that the geological community challenges, but as long as they present their conclusions as derived from accepted scientific methodology, rather than religion, it is unfair to reject their participation. In any event, the field trip I attended was not a platform for proselytizing to participants, but involved real observations on real outcrops — even if the perspective was slanted towards a nonstandard interpretation. No harm, no foul.

To me, this seems like a really tricky thing. Because Mr. Newton makes a good point that completely excluding the young earthers from meetings isn’t really going to do us much good. It just gives them ammunition. And to a certain extent, I think it’s healthy for geologists who aren’t necessarily involved in organized skepticism to run across young earthers, because if you’re in academia it’s pretty easy to forget that cranks like this exist or just dismiss them out of hand. They’re a lot harder to forget if you’re actually confronted with them and forced to consider what they’re claiming, which then calls for a response.

On the other hand, what causes the downside of participation is the basic dishonesty the young earthers displayed at GSA. They’re not being upfront about what their driving hypothesis is. They’re being very subtle and cagey about their most scientifically insupportable views, and then running off to claim that they’ve convinced people. Because let’s be honest, it’s pretty easy to nod vaguely at a poster at GSA or AAPG or SEG or any other meeting when it’s extremely technical and not precisely your area of expertise; it’s easy to make fine details sound reasonable when the main crux of the research – trying to prove a young earth – is hidden precisely to prevent academic disagreement.

There’s not any easy answer to this problem. You can’t really make young earthers wear dunce caps at meetings, as amusing and righteous as that idea must feel, because it ultimately leads to the same place as excluding them entirely. I think maybe the best solution would be outreach and education to let geologists know that hey, these people are out there, and by the way, they’re coming to meetings to try to give themselves a veneer of credibility so you ought to pay attention. Not that I think turning GSA into a pit of seething hostility is the way to go, but it’d also be a good idea to make sure people know why there will occasionally be confrontations at presentations. And also maybe give some hints on how to be listening for the subtle, cagey distortions that are apparently all the rage.

Ultimately, it’s just a bitch and a half to try to engage in a scientific debate with people who aren’t being up front and honest to begin with. But I think this also makes the point that we need to be a little more cautious about our nods of vague approval when we’re browsing the posters.

Thoughts?

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movie

Hilarity Ensues: We’ve Declared War on a Glacier

My friends, I present you with: 2012: Ice Age

There’s a volcano. It unleashes a glacier. Don’t ask me how. But it’s a fast glacier. A really, really, really, really fast glacier that’s like a brazillion thousand miles across and can get from the Arctic to the US in a day or two, because it is seriously pissed off and has installed a turbo. And then it destroys New York City, because that’s what you do when you’re the world’s fastest glacier that’s been set free by a volcano. Because New York City once spat on your shoes and called your mom a fucking ice cube.

I think I may have to watch this movie. It looks even more hilarious than The Day After Tomorrow.

The sad thing is, I want to believe this is some kind of ridiculous parody. But I don’t think it actually is.

ETA: One of my guildies suggested that this movie should actually be Speed 3, with Keanu driving the glacier. I am not ashamed to admit that I would pay perfectly good money to see that.

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By the way: Squee!

A little more good news on the research front – I got one of the grants that I applied for! $1000 will shortly be added to my research funds, thanks to the Gulf Coast Section of the SEPM.

For this grant, I’m going to have to send in regular (every six month) updates on my research. The first one is due at the end of July, so at least I’ll have something to report – drilling!

The money will either be going toward grain size analysis or thin sections… either way, it’s going to be super helpful. Yay!

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geology pictures

Geology photos for you…

It’s been a long, long weekend. I am only slightly sunburned, but my brain has melted. Have some photos:

Core photos:
Orchard Core
Almond Core

These are the two cores that were the final project for the facies analysis class I took last semester. Lots of pretty sands and muds.

Snowmastadons – these are pictures I took of some of the fossils recovered in Snowmass. I had the privilege of seeing them while I was at the Bighorn Basin Coring Project meeting at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science. The pictures really don’t do these amazing remains justice. For more information, please see the Snowmastodon Project at DMNS. There are a lot of absolutely amazing pictures of the dig site and more fossils there.

The Amazing Kung Fu Adventure in Moab – the Shaolin Hung Mei Kung Fu School went to Moab this Memorial Day weekend to perform at the Moab Arts Festival. While we were there, we spent a few hours at Arches, and I got some beautiful pictures. I love Moab so much.

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geology petm

Magnetic Bacteria Fiesta on the Proto-Potomac

I met with my advisor last week, and she asked me to do some background research for her on a couple of papers she’s working on. So I spent the last week-ish doing a lot of searching across the internets for papers, and then reading of papers. Considering how I feel about reading most papers, this was no small task. My schedule pretty much ran like this:

Wake up
Read papers until brain melts
Lunch break
Read more papers until hysterical giggling starts
Afternoon walk
Read papers because we live in a godless universe of pain
Mike gets home, incoherent gibbering commences

But I got this round done, and my advisor is pleased with my results so WOOOOOO GO ME. And here’s a tip for my fellow newb grad students – get yourself a copy of the John Williams Superman theme song. Play it while you’re writing, and then it feels like not only are you doing science, you’re SAVING THE GODDAMN WORLD OH YEAH.

So anyway, I wanted to share with you all my favorite paper I read over this last week:
An Appalachian Amazon? Magnetofossil evidence for the development of a tropical river-like system in the mid-Atlantic United States during the Paleocene-Eocene thermal maximum (Kopp et al 2009)

I don’t think you’ll be able to read the entire paper without an AGU membership (or without using a university library computer), but if you can give it a read. It’s a fun, fun, fun, and cool paper. The summary goes like this:

1) At the PETM in the Salisbury Embayment (which runs from northern Virginia to southern New Jersey on the Atlantic sheld) there’s a clay layer called the Marlboro, which is “…the thickest single-domain magnetite-dominated sedimentary unit yet reported in the literature.”

2) The magnetite is all from magnetofossils produced by bacteria and other organisms that need crystals of magnetite for their own nefarious purposes.

3) The conditions necessary for that kind of bacterial block party are pretty specific, since it’s got to be conducive to the little critters being able to live and make their magnetite.

4) Hey, in modern day, the best example of these conditions are tropical river shelves, like the Amazon shelf. So what if the Potomac during the PETM was like that?

Of course, there’s a lot of really fascinating detail from the paper that I’m leaving out. But even just the concepts are awesome and interesting.

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geology geomorph

Slow Motion Landslide

This is just awesome:

The flow looks like it’s really cooking along… until people make an appearance in the video and you see just how much it’s been sped up. The flow is actually moving at around 50 cm per hour, which to us fast-living humans makes it practically solid ground.

More info over at the AGU Landslide Blog.

And I totally agree with the first commenter over at the post. This thing needs some Benny Hill music, starting right when the first person pops into the frame. WIN.

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geology writing

Spec Tech Article Online

When I first joined the SFWA, I admitted on their forums that I’m a geology sort of person. This eventually led me to being contacted by the wonderful lady that runs the Clarion Foundation Blog and offered the chance to write the occasional bit about geology. My first piece is now up over there:

The Making of Mountains

It’s a basic overview of the tectonic processes that are involved in creating most mountain ranges – and what those mountain ranges generally look like on maps. Which I hope will be helpful for people who are worldbuilding.

Not that I’m implying anyone making a map for a fantasy world is at all interested in realism, or ought to be. If your mountains are that way because the god that created the world wanted them there, good for you.

But I’ll admit, there’s been a time or two where I’ve looked at a map for a fantasy world and giggled – I’m looking at you, Mr. Tolkien. Which is silly, I know, since this is fantasy. But what can you do, I guess we each have a little item or two that just destroys the suspension of disbelief. It’s the same reason I can’t look at maps from WoW without snickering – I could practically write a book about how silly they are.

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skepticamp skepticism

And Then There Was This Skepticamp Thing

Which I really should have posted about before I went in to full-on Loki fangirling mode yesterday, but what can I say. I must be true to my inner fangirl.

Skepticamp Colorado (the sixth?) happened on Saturday, and I made certain to be there from the start. The event was at CU again, though this time we used one of the business school buildings, which I’ve never been in before. It was nice, and new, and there were pop machines that took credit cards, which I’ve never seen before.

The event was a lot of fun, as usual. The individual talks that stand out most in my mind were:

– Kim Saviano on the science of intersex. In her presentation she said that she has a blog, but I haven’t been able to find it and can’t remember the exact title – so if you recall or have the link, please let me know. Anyway, this was a very interesting talk and definitely a new topic for our Skepticamps, and Kim got some extremely good audience response. She made a lot of good points and had a lot of good, basic information in her presentation, but her point that struck me the most was: “We’re all assigned a gender at birth.”

Karen Stollznow on Braco the Gazer was just a lot of fun. I’d only heard of this joker in passing (since he was mentioned in a meetup), but the more Karen talked about him, the more absolutely ridiculous it got. Braco supposedly heals people with the power of his gaze, which amounts to him standing on stage and blankly staring at adoring crowds for minutes on end. It’s hilarious, and also a bit scary because people really do buy this, and he seemed to be making a tidy living. Braco (pronounced more like “Bratzo”) also is now the default toast for the Denver skeptics. Blame Rich Orman, because it really is his fault.

Bryan and Baxter from Rocky Mountain Paranormal were absolutely hilarious, as always. I’m not going to say too much about their presentation since they will hopefully be releasing some awesome video in relation to it soon, but it did involve Joe Anderson with a pornstache at one point. And Rich Orman. And Froot Loops. And that’s all you get for now.

DR. Stuart Robbins did an overview of physics for skeptics, which was useful – particularly since he tried to explain some basics of quantum mechanics. And I just love Stuart to bits anyway.

– And Shawn Yasutake finally did a presentation! Yay Shawn! He did a slide show about his trip to a low-budget Creation Museum in California, which was another funny but also sad thing to see. My favorite bit from his presentation was the museum sign that claims thermodynamics is God’s punishment on the world for sin. I swear I’m not making that up!

This year’s event was smaller than last year’s, I think – we were all just in one room for the day. I think that was nice, though, since it meant not having to choose between speakers. I also noticed that this was definitely the most argumentative year yet, mostly with the audience going back and forth with speakers about either logical fallacies, or the definition of energy. This occasionally caused some audience squirming, but I think the interaction is also sort of the point… if it can be conducted in a less squirm-inducing way. Though Joe, monkey suit and all, did his best to keep things from becoming completely derailed. But being able to address disagreements directly is valuable, since it’s too easy to get into a lecture mode where you just sort of absorb what you’re told by a speaker, whether it’s right or not.

I didn’t speak this year, mostly because I just wasn’t motivated enough to get my shit together in time. I will be signing up for sure next year, since I’m going to want to do an awesome “What I did over my summer vacation” slide show about the BBCP and paleoclimate change. So we’ll see how huge of a presentation that ends up being. And if I get to pick a fight with anyone in the audience when the time comes.

Can’t wait for next year!