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Fifty Shades of Pissed Off

I’m probably not going to rant about what you expect. It’s pretty standard these days for struggling writers who haven’t scored their first novel publication yet to go off on bitter, venomous screeds about, for example, Stephanie Meyer or E.L. James and how damn unfair it is that obviously I can string words together in a superior way so where are my millions and by the way I’ve figured out that stalking isn’t love and ARGH.

Whatever. Whether it’s true or not when someone complains about quality of writing and cringe-worthy plot elements, it all comes out sounding like sour grapes anyway, just waiting to be crafted into the finest whine. (See what I did there?)

Actually, I’ve got a much more specific problem with Fifty Shades of Grey that has nothing to do with writing quality. In all honesty I don’t know what the writing is like in that book and I have no intention of ever finding out, because dental surgery sounds more appetizing to me than vampire BDSM erotica. But you know. Whatever floats your boat.

My problem begins and ends with the fact that Fifty Shades of Grey started as fanfiction.

I wrote fanfiction for years before I ever started writing my own original work in any kind of serious way. Hell, I still write fanfiction today in the rare moments I have spare time. (This is me, side-eyeing that unfinished Avengers fanfic that’s staring at me accusingly from the internet.) I still meet people online who remember me from my days of writing Gundam Wing fanfic where Duo murders the shit out of vampires with a narrative flair lovingly borrowed from Laurel K. Hamilton.

This is the thing about fanfiction. You do it because you love someone else’s story. It’s a way for fans to have a conversation with someone else’s art, and for that art to answer back. Fanfiction did amazing things for me. It taught me how to write dialog and how to put together a plot that could span 80K words and still keep people interested.  It’s awesome and fun and a magical way to waste time that you really ought to be using to, say, study for your oceanic geochemistry final because your brain has just melted.

But always, always, always you are in communication with someone else’s art.

Someone else already did the hard work for you. They created the story, the world, and characters that, rightly or wrongly, people like and give a shit about. They worked their ass off to create a base of fans who are now predisposed to seek out and like what you write because they loved the original. Even if you’re writing a complete alternate universe, you are still dipping your toe in a pool that some other person built for you.

At its most basic, it isn’t yours.

And that right there is the thing that just pisses me off about Fifty Shades of Grey. Changing the character names and doctoring the details so that they’re no longer a match doesn’t do anything to alter the fact that the story involved borrowing someone else’s ideas and playing ‘what if?’ with them. And at the point you’re making money off of those ideas, you’re no longer borrowing them – you’re stealing them.

Back in my Gundam Wing days, I actually had a couple of people who really liked my stories suggest that I either just throw them on Lulu (uh, no, I don’t want to get sued if someone notices) or alter them a bit for plausible deniability and self-publish. I never took those suggestions seriously, even though I probably could have done it fairly easily. Hey, that’s what a global find and replace is for, isn’t it? But it wasn’t right. The characters weren’t mine. The concepts weren’t mine. And I knew that tarting them up a bit wouldn’t change anything because what was in my head when I wrote the stories wasn’t from me.

But Rachael, you ask, what about things like Laurie R King’s Mary Russell novels? Or you would if you were some kind of creepy stalker who had broken into my house and observed my bookshelves for a few minutes. Obviously, I’m okay with what is basically fanfiction of Sherlock Holmes being published for profit. I’m okay with things like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

This is the difference, and I think it’s an important one. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is dead. Jane Austen is dead. They’ve both been gone for a long time, and are obviously no longer capable of creating their own stories with their own characters, let alone be financially hurt by someone grabbing their coattails and going for a ride. Frankly, it’s been long enough since those works were created that there’s even an interesting question if modern writers can even add to work because perspectives have changed significantly. And of course, those issues are entirely separate from works that are still under copyright, but are used with permission of the author or estate.

As someone who hopes to have novel credits to her name some day in the near future, the commercial success of Fifty Shades of Grey both infuriates and scares the shit out of me. The success of someone else wouldn’t necessarily diminish my own (in this case purely hypothetical) success, but it’s still, to put it bluntly, unfair.

But really, that pales in comparison to my utter fury as someone who writes fanfiction. As fans, the contract we make with creators is that if they’re nice and let us play with their toys, we’ll give them back in good condition. We admit and revel in the fact that we are playing in someone else’s sandbox. At the risk of sounding melodramatic, Fifty Shades of Grey is a betrayal of what writing fanfic is supposed to be about.

Legal technicalities aside, arguments about just how much resemblance to Twilight is too much aside, that is the issue. There’s plenty of fanfiction out there that bears only a passing resemblance to the work upon which it is based. But normally, the writers have the integrity to admit that their jumping off point wasn’t something that came from within them, and thus it’s not right to try to capitalize on it. It’s cheating.

With how successful Fifty Shades of Grey has been, I won’t be surprised if we see more people taking fanfiction and trying to rewrite it into something with at least a veneer of originality. I’ve never been good at guessing the future, so I’m not going to make any sweeping predictions about how this could change things for fanfiction in general. The communities of fans who share their enthusiasm and stories are so enormous that global or fast change seems highly unlikely. But it does make me sad regardless, because the entire endeavor feels so much less innocent now.

…which I suppose is only fitting since we’re talking something that was originally BDSM porn fanfiction.

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writing

Stories and blog posts, oh my

So, Penumbra is kind of awesome. They bought one of my stories and I wrote two blog posts for them. Not because I needed to write two blog posts. But because I wrote one, thought it was too silly, wrote a second one, and then sent in both. And they decided to use both.

For those interested:

The March issue is on sale – my story, The Jade Tiger is in it. The theme of the issue is Steampunk.

Silly blog post: A Wild Word Doc Appears

Less silly blog post: Because Sherlock

As you see, my talent for choosing titles never ceases to amaze.

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grad school writing

Read one of my stories!

Last year Anotherealm bought one of my short stories, and now it’s published online and available for reading! Go here!

I was a bad girl and worked on doing some queries and such today instead of doing my geochemistry homework. Geochemistry this semester is looking pretty interesting, though. The class is actually focused on marine geochemistry, where we use chemicals to make rocks yell HOORAH which is pertinent to my own research since the ocean is very involved in the carbon cycle, and climate. And thus, very involved in climate change.

I’m also going to be doing a one hour independent study this semester, as long as the paperwork went through. I need to learn about paleosols in thin section anyway, so that’ll be the aim… research micromorphology and then apply what I’ve learned to thin sections that Mary has from two sites in the Bighorn Basin. I’m pretty excited about that. I just need to get someone to show me how to use the automated stage on the microscope in the sed lab. Or tell me where the left occular for the other microscope’s gotten to. Because trying to use a binocular microscope only looking through one eyepiece… it started doing funny things to my vision after a while.

So expect some pretty pictures of paleosol thin sections at some point in the near future! (Near future meaning this semester… as was pointed out to me at Skepticamp, geologists need to qualify what we mean when we say things like “quick” and “soon.”)

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geology writing

New Spec Tech Article Online!

Actually, it’s been online for a few days, but there was this whole TAM thing (you may have heard of it) and I had no real internet access for four days because the Southpoint Casino is run by vampires1.

It’s 1000+ words about tuff, which is a good example of how geology influences culture. And there are also bad puns. Because, you know, tuff: The Whole Tuff and Nothing But the Tuff

1 – Leave my non sequitor alone. Something about bloodsuckers. I’m tired.

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write-a-thon writing

Clarion Write-a-thon Day 2

Today’s word count: 1775
Cumulative Write-a-thon word count: 3760

Well, I was hoping to make up for yesterday and failed soundly. Mike was home all day so I didn’t really get anything done then (since having a human person around to interact with is horribly distracting), but figured I’d be able to get in three or more good hours once he went to bed. Alas, instead of a reasonable bedtime, there was a round of loud vomiting that emanated from the bathroom. My poor husband unit wasn’t even feeling well enough to crawl in to bed until close to midnight; needless to say, I spent my time continually asking if he was sure there wasn’t anything I could do to help him feel better, rather than writing.

Hopefully he feels better tomorrow. Poor Mike.

Anyway, it’s almost 2 again, and apparently that’s when my brain shuts off and refuses to cooperate any more. But at least I got a little writing done.

Favorite sentence I’ve written today: “And that’s why you got so nasty mad, ’cause I ran off to do somethin’ all manly and dangerous?”


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write-a-thon writing

Clarion Write-a-thon Day 1

Today’s word count: 1985
Cumulative Write-a-thon word count: 1985

Not bad, considering today got off to a very rocky start. I technically didn’t start until just after midnight on the 27th. But it’s still day one as far as my brain is concerned, since I haven’t gone to bed yet. And despite that, I even managed to almost hit my informal daily goal of 2000 words. Woo!

Considering I spent most of my day pretending to be part of a galactic empire bent on ruling the universe in Twilight Imperium (which I won, by the way) I’m surprised I got my head into the story at all. Not that I’m complaining one bit. I actually feel like I was on a roll by the time I finished the little section I set out to write, but I decided to stop since it’s nearly 2 am now and I’m getting a tad punchy.

Which may explain why this is…

Favorite sentence I’ve written today: He shook his head; blood whipped in a red thread from his nose.


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writing

Vote for Me!

Beneath Ceaseless Skies is going to do a best of anthology for their second year, and stories are being chosen for inclusion with a poll. Book of Autumn is eligible, so please consider voting for me.

And so I can totally feel like a politician, I’ll ask for some money too while I’m at it! Don’t forget that the Clarion Write-a-thon starts in two days – please consider donating to show your support. It’s patriotic supportive and awesome, and I’ve heard it will also make you more beautiful, cause you to spontaneously lose 50 pounds, and may even generate a mysterious, winning lottery ticket in your mailbox1!

1 – Okay, so I’m practicing lying, too. Just to round out the politician act.

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geology writing

Spec Tech Article Online

When I first joined the SFWA, I admitted on their forums that I’m a geology sort of person. This eventually led me to being contacted by the wonderful lady that runs the Clarion Foundation Blog and offered the chance to write the occasional bit about geology. My first piece is now up over there:

The Making of Mountains

It’s a basic overview of the tectonic processes that are involved in creating most mountain ranges – and what those mountain ranges generally look like on maps. Which I hope will be helpful for people who are worldbuilding.

Not that I’m implying anyone making a map for a fantasy world is at all interested in realism, or ought to be. If your mountains are that way because the god that created the world wanted them there, good for you.

But I’ll admit, there’s been a time or two where I’ve looked at a map for a fantasy world and giggled – I’m looking at you, Mr. Tolkien. Which is silly, I know, since this is fantasy. But what can you do, I guess we each have a little item or two that just destroys the suspension of disbelief. It’s the same reason I can’t look at maps from WoW without snickering – I could practically write a book about how silly they are.

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writing

I Will Be Installing a Turbo on My Fountain Pen

From June 26 through August 6 this summer, I will be attempting to complete the rough draft of my current novel-in-progress. I can’t tell you how many words that will end up being, but my guess is I’ll be putting in at least 80,000 words in that six week period. A good portion of this writing will be done while I’m in the middle of the Bighorn Basin in Wyoming, with only other geologists and inquisitive snakes for company. Why?

Because I’m fucking insane!

No, I mean because I’m participating in the Clarion Write-a-Thon. Clarion is a Big Deal, intensive writing bootcamp for writers who want to improve their scifi/fantasy short story skills. It also needs money, so that it can keep training the budding authors in our favorite geek genres. And I can always use motivation to write, so it’s like a match made in heaven.

(And if you all love me enough to pledge dirty wads of cash, I might win an iPad. But that’s beside the point, I promise.)

Here’s my writer page, complete with an en-hatted picture. Because I am nothing without my hat. It’s for a good cause, and it’s getting me to do things with my summer other than throwing rocks at rattlesnakes, so please consider donating!

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writing

I Wrote a Story!

A story of mine (The Falling Star) got picked up for an anthology that’s now available! The New Fairy Tales Anthology can be bought from Createspace, and because I love you all so very much (or rather, Mike Pennington, the head honcho of Aurora Wolf loves you all so very much), there’s a discount code that you can use for $2 off the cover price, which makes the book an even $10: 9RWWE4QP

This code ought to work for all Aurora Wolf offerings if you buy them off of Createspace, if there are any other books of theirs that you’d like to pick up.

And you can get the book on Amazon, if you’d rather, though no discount then.

I think the story’s a little different from my usual stuff, in that it’s a bit cute and sweet, and I don’t generally do cute and sweet. But I’m quite pleased with how it turned out, and I hope that you’ll like it whenever you get to read it.

In less happy news, I got a rejection note (it wasn’t big enough to be called a letter) that came on a square of paper barely bigger than a business card. I’m not sure how I feel about this, but I guess if nothing else, it’s certainly appropriate for Earth Day – it’s a reduction of paper use. Though I admit that I won’t be recycling it, since it’s now decorating my wall. But that counts as reuse, right?

Happy Earth Day!